That dumb ass middle school where every kid juuls and is super gay, home of the wost teacher ever, Ms Paris. Also the most sucky school ever.
Damn bro did you hear about how the kid at E.V. Cain stuck his juul up his ass before he got searched
by Urgayer November 22, 2019
Get the E.v. Cain mug.The nickname for MLB pitcher Matt Cain. The tub of lard that pitches for the San Francisco Giants. Is massively overrated by a fluke scoreless streak in the 2010 postseason, despite catching every possible break and having horrible secondary stats to back up the performance. Also overrated for his regular season numbers that are proven to be extremely lucky and a product of being a fly ball pitcher in a pitchers park. See: fluke trash
Uneducated fan: dood did you see matt cain pitch 6.2 scoreless innings in the playoffs?? he is GOD!!! BETTER THAN LINCECUM HE DIDNT HAVE A SCORELESS STREAK
Educated fan: who the hell is matt cain? You mean fatt cain, the fatass fluke piece of trash on the giants?
Educated fan: who the hell is matt cain? You mean fatt cain, the fatass fluke piece of trash on the giants?
by orpheuS. November 4, 2010
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Yeah he's a quinn cain. I just saw him finish last in his sprints and trip over the line at the end.
by tuftsicecream May 5, 2022
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by BlackPrince11 October 1, 2011
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Reporter: Iran is producing nuclear weapons to possible strike Israel or even the United States. As president, how do you handle this situation?
Herman Cain: 9-9-9!
Herman Cain: 9-9-9!
by TheMechanic11 November 19, 2011
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1: "Hey man, have you seen Herman Cain's latest add?"
2: "Yeah, his political advisor is seen smoking a cigarette!!"
1: "WOW. Seems like a great way to campaign."
2: "Yeah, his political advisor is seen smoking a cigarette!!"
1: "WOW. Seems like a great way to campaign."
by anzainfo October 25, 2011
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After Cain, son of our first father Adam, killed his brother in a horrible episode of jealous rage, he was cursed with a sore curse.
In the Bible we read that a “mark” was put upon Cain; the mark, a skin of darkness, wide nostrils, big lips, curly hair, and additional girth and length in the loins - hence, the shaft of Cain.
From that time, the descendants of Cain have been blessed with the Shaft of Cain.
After Cain, son of our first father Adam, killed his brother in a horrible episode of jealous rage, he was cursed with a sore curse.
In the Bible we read that a “mark” was put upon Cain; the mark, a skin of darkness, wide nostrils, big lips, curly hair, and additional girth and length in the loins - hence, the shaft of Cain.
From that time, the descendants of Cain have been blessed with the Shaft of Cain.
by HistoryofMan August 26, 2019
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