Carl Wheezer

1. Jimmy Neutron's overweight friend who has too many allergies to list

2. He is highly obsessed with llamas. ( IT'S NOT HEALTHY )

3. He can basically eat anything.

4. How can a boy who has severe allergies to every imaginable thing (except llamas) and yet still can eat ANYTHING?

5. He's a Momma's Boy

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (Movie)
the aliens are making the parents do a chicken dance

Nick: They're making our parents dance so lame.

Carl: No, my dad really dances like that.

Jimmy: What girl wants to dance with a guy who looks like he should still be in Gymboree?

Carl: quietly I didn't think we liked girls yet, Jim.

Jimmy: Oh, we don't, we don't, no, not yet. However, one day, Carl, an influx of hormones that we can't control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will.

Carl: Hey, this astronaut food isn't too bad.

Jimmy: That's toothpaste, Carl.

Carl: Oh. Minty.

Carl Wheezer: Weee. Llamas, llamas, llamas.

by somebody//AWESOME August 8, 2011

carla

A carla is so fucking sexy!!!! can never keep your eyes off them!!!! you drool over them because of how sexy they are. They're brown eyes are so nice to look at. once you meet that special carla who always makes you smile and get those warm feelings in your chest, then you know that you have met the one carla who you will want to be with. she makes you feel special. Once you meet her you will never want to stop talking to her. Carla is the best girl you will ever meet. you will never stop thinking about her. Time passes slow every time your not talking to her because without her around it feels as if time goes slow. She makes every thing seem worth it. Carla is will be the love of your life.

"CArla is good in bed" "Carla gets me wet"

hey have you seen that carla today!

yeah! aint she a sexy mama!

Shes so sexy!

shes a sugar booty ;)

by YourAverageLlamaLover00 May 29, 2018

Carl Wheezer

A very beautiful and powerful religious figure. Nobody in religion can match his greatness. He has conquered the miltiverse time and time again just for sport.

Me- praise the Lord
Freind- Hiel Carl Wheezer

by Kevin_onsomegangshit69 May 7, 2019

carl barat

Carl Barât is the lead singer in the band Dirty Pretty Things. He was co-frontman of punk and garage rock revivalists The Libertines with Pete Doherty.

Best british song writter around, amazing singer and guitarist, coolest hair, great ass,talented,dysfunctional,he deserves more attention than Pete and his stunts.
His music is raw, honest,tentative, dark and brilliant. Have you heard "cant stand me now"???Cmon!!!!!!!! who writes deep,fascinating, decadent songs like that anymore?Pure punk energy, sexiest voice and Real Attitude!

Carl Barat is god.You changed my life.

by baratslova' April 27, 2006

carl barat

Carl barât, ex-libertine, shared the lead role singer with best mate pete doherty. The band split in 2002, after releasing two incredible albums (up the bracket, the libertines). The reason for the band split is contreversial. Apparantly because of petes relentless drug use but others claim that the band wanted to tour the second album but pete wanted to record new songs.
Carl Barât is now part of the punk-rock group Dirty Pretty Things. They released their debut 'Waterloo to anywhere' late in 2006 which got excellent reviews, particuarly from rock music magazine 'NME'.

"carl barat and pete doherty were waaay better together..."

"carl barât has cute floppy hair"

by lisa5672 November 30, 2006

Caralyn

amazing girl, very beautiful, and smart, loveable, and athletic

caralyn is pretty amazing

yeah i know

by jshulda March 17, 2013

caralho

Taboo Portuguese word for the male sexual organ, but it is also commonly used as an expletive or to express emotions like surprise, for example. Can also be used as a noun referring to someone, either out of exasperation or without meaning to offend.

Estúpido do caralho! - You fucking idiot!

Aquele caralho já me está a chatear. - That fuck is getting on my nerves.

by kakihara June 21, 2006