Butt Monkey

A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey

by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022

Anti Monkey Butt

formulated with a cornstarch base, kaolin (for extra chafing protection), sodium bicarbonate (for fighting odor) and powdered calamine (for soothing).

And, we’re not monkeying around! Anti Monkey Butt was born from the desire to provide humankind with high quality products that help maximize the well-being and performance of those who work hard, play hard and for anyone who doesn't want to spend their day in discomfort.

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

monkey butt

When you are a suck up and are very obvious about it

Trey was such a monkey butt in class today

by Mcdermont October 24, 2017

Shameless Butt Monkey

A person who loves the Truth.

The shameless butt monkey pleaded with the court for transparency.

by 51acker December 30, 2020

anal dwelling research butt monkey

Being an ass and tweaked or hyped up on anpethiames or caffeine

Man he is a anal dwelling research butt monkey

by Crazy whiteboy October 10, 2023

Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 06, 2009