broom ninja

Someone that does not know how to work. Someone that has been given everything in life. Someone that avoids work.

My roommate is a broom ninja. You're a broom ninja. He hasn't earned anything, he's a broom ninja.

by broom ninja January 2, 2016

Dirty Broom

When the remnants of a rim job remain on your mustache.

Pete had a Dirty Broom after rimming Lucas.

by 500ToothDinasar February 28, 2023

room broom

Any short firearm with high firepower such as a shotgun, submachine gun, or "assualt" weapon. May have shortened stock or barrel, designed to be easy to maneuver in rooms and hallways. Called a "room broom" because you can quickly attack all adversaries in a room due to the small size and easy handling compared to a full sized battle rifle or shotgun.

A pistol would not qualify since it does not have the same firepower as a machine gun or shotgun

The special ops team was able to take out the entire room of terrorists from the doorway with their small but effective room brooms.

by Base G June 28, 2010

broom rape

The acting of raping with a broom.

Jeffrey Dahmer died from broom rape.

by emd421 April 3, 2009

Jew Broom

A jewish afro.

Evan is has a jew broom. It shines the floors well!

by jezzabellelust April 27, 2010

Holdin' Brooms

slang for "cleaning up," or "tidying up"; the act of cleaning up.

"So, what are you planning on doing today?"

"Me and my roommate are planning on holdin' brooms."

by flamingos January 30, 2009

gooch broom

a broom used to clean the gooch under dirty conditions.

tom had a dirty gooch, the gooch broom made it clean agian.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004