brindo

A term used to describe someone who is really really ridiculously good looking.
(derived from the anime series Brindo)

Hot chick 1: Check out that Brindo
Hot chick 2: Yeah, he's fucking hot isn't he!

by marcobrinkley December 15, 2011

brinksturbate

(Verb)
Brinksturbating is the act of masturbating until you are right about to have an orgasm, and then stopping. This is used to tease or to increase the size of the next orgasm.

Man: dude, last night, I was brinksturbating for hours over that Carly Rae something or other and when I finally got off, I had to repaint the entire room, you know what I'm saying!!
Other dude: I brinksturbate a lot!
Man: No you don't! You don't even know what it means!
Other dude: Man, I invented brinksturbating!
Man: fuck off you did! Bullshitter!

by TheVegasCasanova April 14, 2014

blindside shit

A dump that comes from outta nowhere.

"I'm sorry I had to cut out so quick i had a blindside shit hit."

by scum_daddy November 17, 2014

brandsplain

When a brand explains something in a long, proper, and formal way, which always makes them sound good no matter what the situation is. These statements can easily be explained in fewer words.

Example of brandsplaining: We are deeply sorry for this one-time inconvenience, and we can affluently promise this event will never happen again under the status quo.

by CMSBro May 8, 2018

brindle

A very cool individual with a huge peen. can spell many words.

"oh look it's Brindle"
"wow he's so cool I shit and cum"

by Brīndle October 10, 2019

brandston

A mean girl who eats their nose hair at the lunch table 🙄

That mean girl is eating their nose hair it must be a Brandston.

by Lily Reese February 21, 2022

tuna blinds

Like beef curtains but odorous.

Man, I can smell your ol lady's tuna blinds from here, she needs to go shower.

by Grueller January 31, 2016