County jail brown brief

County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.

Deputy : everybody line up…

Inmate: everybody get in line.

Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?

Inmate: large

Deputy: next

Inmate: small

Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown

Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…

Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next

Inmate: can I exchange it?

Deputy: nope. Wash it!

Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”

by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022

Brief full nudity

If...

Hym "If I watch the movies and the 'Brief full nudity' isn't Lady Gaga I'm going to lose my fucking mind, you know that right? And if it is... I might not pirate it...."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

Freedom Briefs

An antiquated pair of dry fit boxer briefs that develop various size holes in the area of the taint, allowing bulges of the scrotum to protrude

Wife: Why the hell do you keep these things?
Wife (5 years later): I thought you threw these out!
Husband: absolutely not, those are my freedom briefs...balls deserve freedom, too....

by Shasta LaShay October 24, 2020

Boxer-briefs

A type of popularly worn underwear for males. They are slightly looser than briefs, but not as loose as boxers. Popular because they provide comfortable support for the penis and testicles.

Joe gave Ollie a wedgie, it didn't hurt that much because he was wearing boxer-briefs.

by Spectreactivecamo December 3, 2021

Pelican Brief

Loosely based off the movie the Pelican Brief. It’s the name of an unknown rapper who hails from East Sacramento. Known for this vulgarq humor and simplistic beats.

Yo, that new Pelican Brief album East Sacramento was lit.

Did you pick up a copy of Pelican Briefs EP East Sacramento at Starbucks today?

by lil G-40 April 20, 2018

brown brief

brown brief: its the brown zebra stripes you have on your underwear after you scratch your butt.

sis: your brief is brown.
bro: no its white.
sis: yeah its brown.
bro: no its white.
sis: look its brown in the middle there's poop on it.
bro: brown brief.

by mali it titi mo June 3, 2017

e-briefs

It is your last pair of underwear before you know you have to do laundry. E stands for emergency. This is usually the pair of underwear that is your least favorite and gets very limited usage. It is the pair of underwear that has no rips or tares.

I knew I had to do my laundry when I had to wear my e-briefs.

by Coin that phrase! March 11, 2011