Brambleton Middle School

Some weird ass school that is located in loudoun county

I was at Brambleton Middle School where my math teacher tried to steal my dog so it wouldn't eat my homework

by Gnaru May 12, 2019

Brambleton Middle School

A rich, snobby, white kid school where only 10% of the kids are actually white. Each grade is progressively worse and each comes with its own mental illness. The 6th graders are convinced that there cool, but all have an abnormal fear of both the bell and the 8th graders. They wander around with enough Starbucks to last at least 3 years and would never even attempt going to school without their daily 8 cups of coffee. The 7th graders are extremely loud and obnoxious, always trying to make everyone else jealous and convinced that the other grades care about the different "dramas" going on in their grade. They have decided that they are the most popular kids in school and thus try and act like they are leading everyone else to just be embarrassed for them. The 8th graders have given up, both on themselves and everyone else, and no longer do any sort of work in class. PBL learning means teachers don't have to teach, so it's not like anyone is learning anyway. The history teachers throw stuff around, and the English teachers have given up trying to get students to understand that plagiarism is bad. The school has only been open for a couple of years and has already been a complete failure, the kids have all given up, and the teachers all wish they didn't have to work here.

The bathrooms at my school smell like failure and vape.

Oh, you must go to Brambleton Middle School.

by respecthedripkaren October 29, 2019

Bram

The sibling of one's sibling-in-law. Gender neutral, following the same grammatical rules as "cousin" (n., Latin origin)

the brams met for the first time at their siblings' wedding

by Pelc Kids October 13, 2021

Basma

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by MrStealYouMan June 3, 2021

Brahms

A composer who abuses his cellists by using too many sharps and flats in 16th triplet notes in 5th position at 145 bpm, in a single bow. A dude who wishes he was Beethoven.

You: What are you performing tonight?

Him: Brahms Symphony Number 4

You: That sucks. I heard Brahms is hard.

Him: Yes sir. I'm faking it tonight.

by AnnoyedCellist November 3, 2013

Basma

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I’m gonna Basma this Mouhammad

by Onizukaah December 25, 2019

bram cohen

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