two bagger

A chick so ugly you put one bag over her head, and another bag over your dog's head so he doesn't lose respect for you.

Last night I had me a two bagger, and the dog suffocated.

by mnx October 11, 2005

Tea Bagger

-noun

1) A male engages in the sexual act of tea bagging. in which he stands over his partner and lowers his testicles into his partner's mouth, as if lowering a tea bag into a tea cup.

2) A follower of the conservative US Tea Party political movement, often used as a derogatory term.

Most tea baggers are in favor of cuts to government services and taxes.

by Lil Moff Tarkin August 23, 2010

double-bagger

a very ugly person (from the notion that one would need two bags to cover up the ugliness, one to go over the subject's head and another to go over one's own head see also triple-bagger)

Wow, look at the huge nose on that double-bagger over there.

by Light Joker October 14, 2005

bagger

An extremely ugly woman; a woman that you would only have sex with if a bag were placed over her ugly ass face.

Your girlfriend is a bagger!

by jones February 5, 2003

tea bagger

Someone who rests their testicles on another person face, while they are asleep/passed out.

I tea-bagged melissa when she was drunk!

by Alex April 21, 2004

double bagger

A girl so physically revolting that in order to keep from vomiting in her presence, you need to put a bag over her head and your head.

That chick you screwed last night was a double bagger.

by Gieb Daddy March 9, 2003

tea bagger

guy dipping his balls into a girls mouth, slowly going up and down just like a tea bagg

i do it to my gf all the time, oh wow really? corey is a noob kay so coreys a tea bagger

by jaiz0r October 4, 2005