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Boxing whale

A person who thinks he is amazingly good at boxing however his overall performance and technique is about as good as the search for Madeline McCann. This person may be so far up his own arse he may believe he will persue an amateur career no matter who not even the coach can persuade him that he is shit.
Oliver: Lads! Fucked my wrist from how hard I pounded them boxing bags last night!
Rhys: No ol its because you slap the box with the side of your wrist because ur shit.
Oliver: No im a boxing whale, I may not be as good as AJ but I will pursue an amateur career
by Newtons cradle May 24, 2017
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boxing day - melbourne

a day when all white melbournians go to the zoo and don’t let anyone see the animals
boxing day - melbourne is when whites don’t let people see animals
by Ughnoonehastgisname December 20, 2019
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Boxing Day

The day when everybody is so happy that they accidentally become Donald J. Trump.
This day also refers to a green-colored pine tree with so many chemicals in it.

It has been rejected, erected, rejected again, corrected, and so on.
Today's your Boxing Day. Outta my team!
by saltyliberal June 17, 2020
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boxing christy

boxing chirsty (n)
origin : miss lil christy boxing in physical education class for grade As in her pe lessons;)
i like boxing christy.

i enjoyed chatting with boxing christy.

boxing christy is very impolite.
by impolite mushiyie March 23, 2022
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boxing christy

boxing christy (n)
origin : miss lil christy nice attempt on scoring a nice A in physical education lessons
i like to be fwends with boxing christy
boxing christy is very crispy OINK OINK
by impolite mushiyie March 23, 2022
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Boxing a Horse for Charity

Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.
Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*

Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.
by ezlikesflatorangesoda May 27, 2022
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BOXing Match

When 2 heterosexual men eat each other’s asshole until one ejaculates. The first to nut loses and must take a black eye.
Damn. Earned this black eye when I lost the boxing match.
by maximumdamage69 December 7, 2022
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