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Dirty Borris

A Dirty Borris is when you pull back your foreskin as far as it will go, rub dog shit under and around your helmet and offer it to your partner for oral pleasurings.
"Dave, your wife has brown teeth"

"Yes Frank, that's because I Dirty Borris'd fuck out of her this morning".
by Randolph Vinegar December 21, 2020
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[Humphrey] [Dinkle] [Berries]

Small pieces of dry fecal matter that hang from your anal hairs
by Arks December 15, 2008
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Eat the Berries

When there can only be one winner, but you like the person you're against, you would say this almost like you are asking to tie the game.

originally from the Hunger Games
oh no, it's just you and me left! What if we eat the berries.
by TheSugarGlider August 26, 2021
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Spoogle Berries

Dried/Crusted remnants of semen found stuck to public hair. Spoogle berries can cause discomfort if stuck to multiple hairs.
It took atleast 10 minutes to wash the spoogle berries off my chode this morning.

My girlfriend said her minge looked like a spoogle berry bush when she woke up.
by nemajnsf July 13, 2009
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Borris Vishnunathan Balaji

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji is PULLS bitches but he got no time. He spends 3/4 of his life trying to perfect his speed bridging and analysing Dream's moves at 0.25x speed. Be careful that you won't run into him in a roast battle as he is known to literally speed bridge across planet Earth and call your mum a poopy head.
Borris Vishunathan Balaji: "At least i'm not an undeveloped, small brain pineapple head who is undeveloped with a mum who's a poopy head. You have down syndrome and I could EASILY clap you in The Bridge"

Guy: *dies*

Spectator: *dies as well*

The guy who was playing The Bridge: *dies*

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji: *speed bridges across the Atlantic ocean and resumes slapping his dead opponent in The Bridge*
by babu chettan March 10, 2022
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Boy Berries

1)The male testicular's, usually when smaller than usual due to cold conditions and resemble berries.

2)Can just mean really small balls.
Brad "Dude it's icey as hell out here freezing my bollocks off"

Matt "Yeah tell me about it got a bad case of the boy berries!"
by Brad-eth March 14, 2009
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Dingle Berries

A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.
Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.
by IronMikey April 12, 2023
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