Boonsboro Breakfast Bowl

When you crack an egg in someone’s anus as lubricant, than proceed to ejaculate. The person squats over top of you and farts the contents back out.

That girl should work at IHOP after that world class, Boonsboro Breakfast Bowl she gave me in bed this morning.

by Pax Wilder January 31, 2026

boonswoggled

when you’re absolutely cooked beyond comprehension

my friend: bro the project is due tomorrow and I haven’t even started

me: yeah you’re boonswoggled

by pluhinator August 14, 2025

hu-boons

n: a combination of Humen and baboon

She's got all the Hu-boons cryin her name

by The Future Man June 3, 2020

Monivong Boonsook

The act of defecating in a sexual partners hands, that feces is then used as lubrication to perform masturbation on the defecating party, the performing party then proceeds to begin to fellate the defecator until ejaculation is achieved.

Did you hear? Gerald took that dirty bitch Kayla out back and she gave him the ol' Monivong Boonsook she came out with a skid mark on her chin and he didn't even wipe afterward!

by Cornelius J Wunderwalt December 31, 2023