bonk

an unspeakable religious slur of severe hatred which refers to those who lack religion.

as offensive as nigger, wop, spic, jew, etc.

you are a fucking bonk!

by abner November 19, 2004

bonk

A webpage error.

Possibly stems from the familiar Windows error sound.

I was trying to check my email when Yahoo bonked. All I get is that "page not found" message.

by Odyssea April 20, 2005

oinking and bonking

Having sex.

Wonda Wonderpig was oinking and bonking the boys in the van.

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

bonk machine

a cash machine, especially one that isn’t a fence

“that’s nae a bonk machine mate!”

by stankyluigi December 10, 2020

Bonke Monke

The monke overlord that rules the universe and many years ago, defeated chonke donke in the great battle for earth. Bonke Monke's followers have commited to an eternity of only using words, adapting words, or coming up with new words that rhyme with monke, such as donke, stronke, chonke, honke, johnke, tanke, and ur momke. A documentary is currently being made for the search for Bonke Monke's Tanke that he used to defeat Chonke Donke.

Chonke Donke Stronke Bonke Bonke Monke.

by BONKEMONKE September 27, 2021

Bonking Screens

What TV heads do instead of kissing

TV 1: hey b did you hear that Charles was bonking screens with Jenny
TV 2: ah shit Charles is a hoe

by Burnt Lime September 17, 2017

Bonk-Eye

The term used to describe a facial expression, or more to the point, positioning of the eyes when munted.
There are many veriations of the Bonk-Eye, see the example below....

The JT Bonk-Eye:

Left eye pointing to the right at an angle of 32 degrees
Right eye pointing upward and protruding slightly

by BenJay June 16, 2004