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Blubber Warrior

A male, usually old, with at least a beer belly, or just straight fat, who acts like a Karen. Wait. It's actually an iteration of a Karen!
Blubber warrior: "isn't cutting down trees bad? It's not helping our climate"

Carpenter: "timber is regrowable material, therefore-"

Blubber warrior: "BUH-BUH-BUT..."

or sum like that
by SaSaMuda December 6, 2025
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Blubber Nugget

Look at them blubber nuggets! They bounce like basketballs
by goodoldfriendlybitch1234 July 8, 2023
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blubber dubber

dam, you gave that blubber dubber well papa!
by JohnnyJim34 February 24, 2017
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Blubber Blades

when a woman has too much fat in her shoulder blade area and the back area just beneath. Especially noticable when a woman has turned her torso.
Colette's rack is smokin' but whoa! go behind her and check out those blubber blades.
by CatchAll January 16, 2009
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Blubber

A fat person with an especially large amount of access fat
"Damn that dude has some serious blubber!"
by randomusernamerandom November 24, 2021
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blubber shudders

when the belly hangs down over the genitals.
Did you see the blubber shudders on that fat chick?
by dankgoat January 5, 2018
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Blubber

One of the many slurs used to opress the blue people, it is the hard r version of blubba
Go back to picking blue cotton you blubber -👴🏻
by Yoetaro October 10, 2022
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