chicken blubber

People fat.

Lucy: I have so much chicken blubber
Michael: no you don't! Stop being mean to yourself.

by Crackerz2004 March 19, 2017

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blubber boot

Getting your foot stuck in a dead whales vagina when swimming in the ocean

Chris almost drowned because of that dang blubber boot

by Scrimmybingbing February 27, 2024

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blubber boated

When your so drunk you motor boat the belly button.

If it's ok with you, it's ok with me. The first time Andrew blubber boatedthe girl.

by NipClipper0717 June 12, 2018

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Blubber Blades

when a woman has too much fat in her shoulder blade area and the back area just beneath. Especially noticable when a woman has turned her torso.

Colette's rack is smokin' but whoa! go behind her and check out those blubber blades.

by CatchAll January 16, 2009

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Blubber

Lizzo

Makeup contains whale blubber. Lizzo wears too much makeup. Coincidence, I think not

by LizzoBlubber February 10, 2020

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No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!

A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

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