Blubber Rubber

When someone picks the fat person to be their romantic partner over literally anyone else for better or worse.

Austin: Ugh, my sister is always bringing the chunkiest guy she can find back home for sex.
Jakob: So...your sister is a Blubber Rubber?
Austin: Yeah...

by WumboManDLX January 30, 2024

blubber dubber

when you anally penetrate a rubber ducky

dam, you gave that blubber dubber well papa!

by JohnnyJim34 February 24, 2017

Blubber Nugget

Another word for titties.

Look at them blubber nuggets! They bounce like basketballs

by goodoldfriendlybitch1234 July 8, 2023

Blubber Blades

when a woman has too much fat in her shoulder blade area and the back area just beneath. Especially noticable when a woman has turned her torso.

Colette's rack is smokin' but whoa! go behind her and check out those blubber blades.

by CatchAll January 16, 2009

Blubber-cunt

A fat asian lady that profusely fingers herself in a bathtub full of mayonnaise

Bethany: Guys where’s Andie?
Rebecca: She’s being a fucking blubber-cunt upstairs

by UrbanDickGroup November 7, 2024

chicken blubber

People fat.

Lucy: I have so much chicken blubber
Michael: no you don't! Stop being mean to yourself.

by Crackerz2004 March 19, 2017

No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!

A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024