Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop

This a meme which uses rhyme to reference the movie, Pual Blart Mall Cop in order to express humor.

Bro, that's as funny as that Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop meme!

by THanoslover69 December 19, 2018

Blart

Smokin a blunt while you fartin’

Ayeeee I just blarted my dudeeee

by Mliv March 16, 2020

Blart

To reach a climax during sex or masturbation ( typically men )

Dude I was sucking so hard, I had to try not to blart immediately.

Don't stop, oh yeah, I'm blarting

by Martian guy February 26, 2025

Blart

When you eat alot of cool ranch doritos then proceed to throw up in your partners anus

Nikolas cage blarted me at the party

by Nat zi March 18, 2022

Blarting

Blowing your nose and farting at the same time

Have you ever been caught blarting before?

by Funnytrucker March 27, 2025

Blart

A Loud squeaking fluttering fart sound made from the combination of seat and ass on a wheelchair, rascal, or in some cases any seat. Originally a fart on a rascal characterized by the special sound of a "seat fart" and now the meaning and application has been expanded.

"What's that sound? And what the fuck is that smell Randy?" "Bro, it's that old lady in the rascal, she just blarted. Can't you Hear that squeak? It's still going."

"Did you hear that blurt from that fat guy riding the rascal?"

by Solomacn November 27, 2012

Blart

A fart with blood in it.

I blarted at the bwick dealership by accident.

by kassidysbitch January 12, 2022