Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop

This a meme which uses rhyme to reference the movie, Pual Blart Mall Cop in order to express humor.

Bro, that's as funny as that Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop meme!

by THanoslover69 December 19, 2018

Blart

Smokin a blunt while you fartin’

Ayeeee I just blarted my dudeeee

by Mliv March 16, 2020

Blart

When you eat alot of cool ranch doritos then proceed to throw up in your partners anus

Nikolas cage blarted me at the party

by Nat zi March 18, 2022

Blarting

Blowing your nose and farting at the same time

Have you ever been caught blarting before?

by Funnytrucker March 27, 2025

Blart

A man who farts out their dick (a male queef)

Person 1: I blarted by accident!
Person 2: Thats nasty yo

by Blarter The Second February 28, 2024

Blart

The forcing of air through scrotal pockets, resulting in a bubbly, flapping, farting sound. Aka a ball queef.

This dude kept blarting every time he did standing bow pose.

by Mary Casbah July 10, 2022

Blart

To reach a climax during sex or masturbation ( typically men )

Dude I was sucking so hard, I had to try not to blart immediately.

Don't stop, oh yeah, I'm blarting

by Martian guy February 26, 2025