Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop

This a meme which uses rhyme to reference the movie, Pual Blart Mall Cop in order to express humor.

Bro, that's as funny as that Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop meme!

by THanoslover69 December 20, 2018

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Blart

The forcing of air through scrotal pockets, resulting in a bubbly, flapping, farting sound. Aka a ball queef.

This dude kept blarting every time he did standing bow pose.

by Mary Casbah July 10, 2022

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"When her Dad passed away she had a right good blart."

by CeliceJ March 07, 2021

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To reach a climax during sex or masturbation ( typically men )

Dude I was sucking so hard, I had to try not to blart immediately.

Don't stop, oh yeah, I'm blarting

by Martian guy February 26, 2025

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A man who farts out their dick (a male queef)

Person 1: I blarted by accident!
Person 2: Thats nasty yo

by Blarter The Second February 29, 2024

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I blarted at the bwick dealership by accident.

by kassidysbitch January 13, 2022

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A person who doesn’t know what a lot of things mean.

John: do you know what a catwalk is ?
Matt: a what ?
John: ugh you’re such a blart!

by Idk.org July 18, 2018

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