Bipolar Betty

She's fat. She's crazy. She's legally bipolar. She is a "Bipolar Betty". "Bipolar Betty" is a term that can used to describe any of the countless number of fat insane girls that a person has to deal with at work or at school. Typically, your local Bipolar Betty will be found either making an inordinate amount of noise or sobbing loudly. She will have NO emotional middle ground. It's either all on ON or all OFF. She will also be huge. We're talking not just a plumper, but the full pork pie. Interact with at your own risk.

Barry : Dude you've gotta see this fucking retard we got working the help desk, she's a real fucking Bipolar Betty.

Winfield : You mean legally?

Barry : Hundred percent dude she got this job on an anti-discrimination beef.

Winfield : Dude that fucking sucks. I had a Bipolar Better two years ago in R&D and if she hadn't OD'ed on Aspirin we'd probably be the next division to getting canned. I mean individually she brought the whole workplace down. People who loved this job were leaving at 4:30 just to get away from her. It's just one of those things you know ... God shit on that person.

Barry : Funny that you mention God.

Winfield : Why?

Barry : She's a Mormon this week.

Winfield : Ha. Joseph Smith didn't see this one coming magical seeing stones my ass.

by Darker April 28, 2010

shred betty

a cool female snowboarder of exceptional ability

wow, she grabbed an ollie, that chick is a real shred betty

by Hartage June 7, 2005

betty swollocks

Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.

Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.

by Delboy123 August 30, 2008

little betty

1) a four foot, six and three fourth inch size girl. she likes to skip, cheer and smoke a lot of mary-juana. sometimes she even paints a picture of an octopus on the wall.

2) the cutest cheerleader ever alive.

"woah, little betty, in her cheerleader outfit, reminds me of stoner barbie!"

"duuuuuude, little betty's fucking wasted!"

by ilovelittlebetty January 19, 2009

bitter betty

extreme bitterness given off by someone who has just lost a game of mario party

after losing all of his stars and the lead, Brent became a "bitter betty"

by John Vincent December 27, 2007

Betty Bojangles

A pair of testicles or nut sack.

"Why don't I pop an Alka-Seltzer in my mouth and gargle your Betty Bojangles"

by D. Bittick July 25, 2007

backyard betty

Down South Traylor Trash

Trina was a backyard betty, she tried to have sex with me in a mcdonalds bathroom urinal.

by Ronnnnie September 17, 2006