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Benalto

place. Ideally situated on a glacial morraine, Benalto has cleverly used its alluvial gravel stocks to thrust itself into the forefront of the small-rocks industry.

Rodeo enthusiasts abound, as do deer hunters, mushroom pickers, scapula maintainance workers and roadsign repair shops.

Bouldering enthusiasts have recently added Benalto to the list of "must see" rock climbing locales in the West Central Alberta Region and a History of Granite Exfoliation display at the mine site is a Canadian shield enthusiast's mecca.
Why is the rodeo infield so bumpy?

This is Benalto! That is golden gravel!
by gnostic1 July 30, 2011
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Cincinnati Bengals fan

Semi-pro Sports team in Cincinnati that holds onto its NFL franchise every year by the narrowest of margins. Riddled with misery, Bengal fans are to be considered the most dangerous in the world when operating machinery, walking, or even vegetating on a couch. Bengal fans are easy to spot, look for shoes on wrong feet, pants on head, or really anything so out of the ordinary that only a moron would make the mistake. If you spot a Bengal's fan, do not approach them, simply yell we-dey (you will probably be right) and run before they are able to engage you in conversation, thus robbing you of IQ points.
I went to the store but the entrance was blocked by a Cincinnati Bengals fan trying to push the revolving door clockwise while yelling, Who-dey.
by In Agony September 14, 2007
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Cincinnati Bengals

The Newport Bengals are Kentucky's only professional sports team. There fans are trash and they have no tradition.
by rvrtrnce April 22, 2006
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Dark Bengalaas

A dark version of the bengalaas (which is a purple tiger, that lives on Auir, and is seen in the game 'Starcraft').
The dark bengalaas tore through the throast of the weakling human.
by Coronach March 15, 2003
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Bengals Fans

A small group of people under the delusion that the Cincinnati Bengals are the best team ever, despite them being in fact the WORST team ever.
Bengals Fans: OMG THE BENGALS ARE GONNA WIN THE SUPERBOWL THIS YEAR!!!

Everybody Else: ...Their 0-6.
by Cameron Hughes December 9, 2008
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Cincinnati Bengal

A synonym of butterface, meaning everything looks good but her face. The Cincinnati Bengal reference is used because the team has nice looking uniforms but horrible helmets
Damn, player I got the one on the left and you got the cincinnati bengal.
by Brandon Collet March 23, 2004
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Bengaling

The act of assfucking a dingleberry infested Bengal Tiger in a cornfield after it eats a family of Indian farmers.
The Indian family probably deserved it, but that tiger needed a good bengaling.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
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