downriver klondike bar

You poop in a bag freeze it and use the frozen turd for a sex you with your partner.

Jason she asked for the downriver Klondike bar last night.

by C-CREW specials December 05, 2020

afro klondike

staying up all night to do your college work.

Tina is being an Afro klondike lately.

by George afroklondike December 05, 2013

Klondike

Another rank on Dawn Amber's discord server. Klondikes are the role below Boof Weckman and are given to the 20 most active people each week. Klondikes can ban, mute, and kick, and happily abuse these permissions without anybody stopping them. They were created by Dawn Amber because she and the other Boof Weckmans needed more moderators because they were too inactive.

goick: hi
klondike: ur mum gae
goick: no u
klondike: *bans goick*

by eaglebomber_ June 23, 2019

Klondike

Another term used for sex. Or a way of saying you want sex with out actually saying you want sex.

Guy 1 :Dude I so wanna Klondike right now. You have no idea.

Guy2: I could so go for some of that.

Guy1: wanna go get some then
Guy2: hell ya.

by Birch ass April 20, 2019

Klondike

Something you would call a straight blonde guy who takes it up the ass but can’t do anything to stop it. Can sometimes be a hierarchical process where other people determine which of the klondikes they like best, and they choose them as the “Klondike King”.

“Shut up, you Klondike!”

by TheAntiKlondike May 25, 2024

Klondike

A discriminatory term or nickname for white males with blonde hair. They aren’t gay but frequently gets a pole in the hole.

Go away Klondike, I don’t like you!

Hey, your acting like a real Klondike right now.

by TheAntiKlondike June 10, 2024

Klondike

An individual who is scared to perform an action.
An individual who is stupid or oblivious.

Stop being such a klondike dude, now let's jump out of this plane!

by P0opF4rt May 27, 2021