car bastarding

When you cruise around in a car and yell obscenities at strangers walking down the street. You know you have given a successful car bastard when your victim stutters or gives a dumbfounded look

All summer long, we go out car bastarding almost every night.

by bakedfosho April 23, 2004

Basting the Turkey

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is pregnant and cuming inside her.

Joe: You had sex with your wife? isn't she pregnant?
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.

by fetus003 August 28, 2008

badgering the witness

A lesser-known euphemism for masturbation.

Quentin, would you please stop badgering the witness? We have work to do!

by Max in RI May 30, 2006

buttering my nuggets

making a living on the farm by spreading nutella on you nuggets which is also known as bread or toast
taking nuteela and spreading it on a piece of burnt bread. its sometimes more delicious if the bread is on fire

earning money by buttering my nuggets

by cheerleader96 July 24, 2011

shat mastering

Literally, the act of mastering shat; asserting your natural authority over God's putty; indulging in a dance under chocolate rain. Also, dominating a predictably submissive William Shatner.

"Wow, I had no idea you were into shat mastering... Are you busy tonight?"

"Look at that shat master! He's totally giving it to the Shat!!"

by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009

clive barkering

The art of throwing one's semen at rapid speed.

"After playing Cliver Barker's undying, I wanted to dabble in the skill that is; Clive Barkering."

by drewkulele September 23, 2015

Buttering

When on the dancefloor in your local discotheque, grab two people of the opposite sex and then have them rub up against you. One in front, one behind. Voila - you have been buttered.

Butter me up baby!

by Lurpak April 29, 2003