Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.

Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"

by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023

The barge

Shop made by grian in germitcraft season 7

The barge is stonks

by Pro_bob_lol May 20, 2022

glargle flarg barg

A type of alien saying derived from Rick and Morty's garblovians.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what's up?
Guy 2: Glargle flarg barg!

by Big Brained Individual June 6, 2023

kelsey barge

Kelsey barge is an amazing girl a Kelsey barge has large breasts and a huge butt and usually amazing in bed go bed yourself a Kelsey

Go get your self a Kelsey barge

by Teddy bear Conor January 21, 2018

onion barge

A selfish fat girl who no one likes because she’s nasty and greedy as fuck

Ew look over there it’s the onion barge

by anonymous May 17, 2023

Barg

To put others down or call off their humor or jokes in random occasion

“Oh that joke was not it”
“Stop barging me”

by yiaFlirkin March 9, 2025

Turd Barge

A term used for an individual who deserves to be compared to a floating peice of shit.

Will: "Ted must be manstrating, he is acting like a real turd barge today"

by Laflamablanca18 June 8, 2018