sleep barber

to cut anothers hair, eybrows or beard as they sleep

she didn't like her husbands beard so she sleep barbered it off

by sn13 May 6, 2011

Larois barber

The best Kid Laroi meme pages and is The Kid Laroi personal barber since 2019, when he gave Laroi, “The Buzz cut”, and has since learned from his mistakes.

Someone: Who gave the kid Laroi THAT AWESOME haircut?

Me: Oh, it was Larois barber

by JrRrRr3 July 12, 2022

deandre barber

a guy you think you like until he starts making weird noises. he also complains too much, for my taste

I have a crush on DeAndre barber; wait no I don't

by kanismith889 January 13, 2020

Ghost Barber

A barber that screws up your hairline terribly, that you deny anyone cut your hair.

Person 1: Brooo, look at your hairline
Person 2: Yo, stfu
Person 1: Who's your ghost barber lmao
Person 2: I don't got one, I swear

by Esskeetit4life March 19, 2019

Barber King

Your average run of the mill middle aged barber. Often referred to as BK for short. Usually resides in a rural area where there is in fact no kingdom for one to rule. Often has an affinity for exaggeration and poor recollection of actual events. Haircuts are subpar at best.

like the new Doo? Nod to the Barber King.

by NinaHartley March 19, 2017

Full Barber

Getting so drunk that you throw up in the bathtub

I went Full Barber last night.

I only want a few drinks tonight, I don’t want to go Full Barber.
Don’t go in the bathroom. He’s going Full Barber in there.

by Justmee2 April 9, 2019

Barber madness

When you invite friends to comfort you when your letting your mom cut your hair. And then sit alone in your bathroom getting a hair cut while one of your friends write a urban dictionary about the situation. The other friends come and go to the bath room but mostly vibes WITHOUT you in the living room.

POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.

My name is Massmord and i like Barber madness

by Filo da puta March 20, 2021