babydick

At times when certain people ingest LSD their phallus can become very limp, if you will, and of course, rather soft, and also sometimes malfunctions during uniration. This condition is referred to as babydick.

With some people, alongside babydick is a little thing called impotence. Or Whiskey dick, if you prefer. Trying to get a hard on can be the hardest of tasks. (No pun intended).

Sherlock Holmes: "Dude. Jeeves, I tried to get it on with this trick ass hoe from dowb the block last night. The thing is, I was trippin' balls last night and I had a case of babydick. I couldn't get it up.

Watson: "That's terrible, sir."

babydick by Lancito October 9, 2006

babydickin' 

to simultaneously play the open A and D strings on a guitar and letting it ring out.

Person 1: (plucking the A and D string on a guitar)

Person 2: Mayne, you be babydickin' all da tyme!!

babydickin' by drakep. March 8, 2009

babydickitus 

When someone born with a small penis goes through life an asshole.

"did you hear ryan bitching all day today? He bitched about everysingle fucking thing, its like living with my mom again. I think his babydickitus is affecting my work mood."
"yeah I know, I hope that isnt contagious."

babydickitus by ZzZzZz? June 28, 2007

babydickin' 

1. "babydickin'" is a term used by urban youth to describe someone who is being nervous, hesitant, shy, or holding back.

2. A person who is "Babydickin'" is being a "pussy" or wimp. Not stepping up the the plate.

When Maurice saw that his friends were hesitant to rob the liquor store, he proclaimed " Ey, yall niggaz is babydickin', get up in there, swipe dat register, and get me a 40'"

babydickin' by Renvntngmyexit April 24, 2008

BabyDick

A small but plump penis of an infant. A term often used negatively to reference a specific look or expression someone makes (implying that they want to molest a child) on social media sites

"Her picture totally looks like she wants a fat BabyDick in her mouth "

BabyDick by FroWhite October 15, 2013

babydick

Noun; slang for the medical term "micro penis"
An abnormally small penis;

Usually resulted by a medical condition, but can also be diagnosed by that girl you hooked up with and never called back and/or your ex that you cheated on.

Babydick can also be diagnosed by signs and symptoms, which are inclusive of but not limited to:
-Excessive bragging about penis size.
-Unappropriate crotch grabbing.
-Finding yourself only having sex when partners are intoxicated.
-Having never experiencing oral sex.
-Dishonesty about sex life.

-Feeling too much shame to call sexual partners back after sexual endeavor.
-Finding yourself unable to satisfy sexual partners.
-Failed attempts at trying to compensate for small penis with ridiculously large ego

It is a shame that guy I hooked up with last night had babydick, he was really hot.

Mike probably won't call you back, even though you were too drunk to remember hooking up with him, he has babydick.

babydick by Miss Used Commonly August 5, 2016

Babydick

Babydick is a term reserved for only the biggest of faggots, who are known to use racist remarks and take it up the anus like no other. Only Babydicks have perfected the technique of lying out of the things that they get into by insulting others when they aren't around.

Everybody knows Doug talks shit about everybody behind their backs, why does he have to be such a Babydick?

Babydick by babydickisafag February 6, 2008