A rotten avocado behaves like a vegetable in its natural habitat. A Jakob Ip is therefore the definition of a rotten avocado.
by Jakob Ip October 30, 2020
Get the rotten avocadomug. (looking at you) "we need grapes and avocados"
(looking back at me) "mhm"
(looking at you) "yeah, like, totally"
(looking back at me) "oh yeah, ahh, we'll get there eventually"
(looking at you) "woah, ha? Mmmh. Cool"
(looking back at me) "grapy grappolinos, huh, and avanti avo-voca-cado-do re mi fa so la ti doooo!"
(looking at you) "ahaha, yuppy. Like fruits. Thats sexy"
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(looking back at me) "mhm"
(looking at you) "yeah, like, totally"
(looking back at me) "oh yeah, ahh, we'll get there eventually"
(looking at you) "woah, ha? Mmmh. Cool"
(looking back at me) "grapy grappolinos, huh, and avanti avo-voca-cado-do re mi fa so la ti doooo!"
(looking at you) "ahaha, yuppy. Like fruits. Thats sexy"
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by Krkič April 26, 2019
Get the grapes and avocadosmug. by kaptain karpy September 23, 2022
Get the nikocado avocadomug. Person 1: "Did you see Blue Avocado's good morning post?"
Person 2: "Yes! Not even my parents cared this much."
Person 2: "Yes! Not even my parents cared this much."
by RocYikYak December 11, 2022
Get the Blue Avocadomug. The sort of person who's wallet contains a Labour Party membership card and a Waitrose advantage card.
The sort of person who thinks eating whole-foods can cure social injustice.
A derogatory phrase used to describe an evangelist of contemporary vogue ideology. One is often blinded by the vain sheath of their desire to be virtuous and often come into conflict with their own political bias and beliefs.
The sort of person who thinks eating whole-foods can cure social injustice.
A derogatory phrase used to describe an evangelist of contemporary vogue ideology. One is often blinded by the vain sheath of their desire to be virtuous and often come into conflict with their own political bias and beliefs.
by Funnel Music October 3, 2019
Get the Avocado Socialistmug. by KartoffelBo February 2, 2022
Get the Warm Avocadomug. This is the most erotic, pleasurable act a man can receive. It will leave you speechless.
First lather and cream a moist Brooklyn bagel in clench worthy avocado. Then it's the main act. Insert ones women slayer (penis) into the drenched bagel. It can only get wetter from here... Once ejaculation arrives smother the bagel and enjoy your breakfast.
First lather and cream a moist Brooklyn bagel in clench worthy avocado. Then it's the main act. Insert ones women slayer (penis) into the drenched bagel. It can only get wetter from here... Once ejaculation arrives smother the bagel and enjoy your breakfast.
Tawanda: Guess what happened last night.
Greg: What?...
Tawanda: I caught a stranger in my house avocado toasting.
Greg: What?...
Tawanda: I caught a stranger in my house avocado toasting.
by Avocadoontoast March 28, 2020
Get the Avocado Toastmug.