ass goblin

someone troll-like who takes advantage of unsuspecting youngsters by violating their butts. one works at the WWU fairhaven cafeteria.

damn, that troll is an ass-goblin!

"WHAAAAAAAT DOOOOO YOUUUU WAAAAANT?!" said the troll before she ass-goblined me.

by pooter-face snatch-queen May 13, 2003

ass goblin

Some one who loves to eat ass

Nick S loves it when he gets to eat his moms ass for dinner. SO that would make him an assgoblin

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Ass Goblin

Also finds loose change in the couch.

Hey Mike, have you seen my quarter? Na man, your ass goblin must have engulfed it.

by Dontonson January 16, 2005

Ass Goblin

An ass hat/ass clown (see ass clown.; A small goblin who dwells in and on your ass!

"Marc and travis are ass goblins" "Holy crap did you see that ass goblin,it ran into his rectum!"

by Booby November 8, 2004

Ass Goblin

The big giant in prison who salivates over anyone who like they can be dominated. Sometimes runs in packs.

ref:Famous Ass Goblins- Damon from Friday after next, Schillenger from OZ, The Sisters from Shawshank Redemption, Nasty Nate from Half Baked ect.

by Sneedley September 2, 2008

ass goblin

-a gay man who may be particularly naughty or sinister. Also known as a butt pirate.

Oh man, your little brother is such an ass goblin!

by Sargent92 January 11, 2008

Ass Goblin

Ass Goblin - A being that goes out of his way to be like a singular person. He will dress, eat/drink, suddenly have same interests as that person. They try to keep themselves low profile by blending their style with that person's just to make it look like it has always been their own style.

WARNING - Ass Goblins are like roaches; you can't get rid of them buggers without being FUBAR...

by Anon July 6, 2004