assal

a really short girl with big boobs who is extremely hot and i wanna make out with her.

that girl is the best assal i have ever seen.

by hasti March 12, 2005

asaad

A person who s a meathead

Damn that guy in the gym was lifting like 220..what an Asaad

by Anila limaj January 9, 2008

bashar assad

Current head of Syria. Likely the product of an unholy marriage twixt man and giraffe.

Dude, what the ever-loving fuck is up with Bashar Assad's neck?!?

by RXtasy December 19, 2006

Assadism

In the action of supporting the Syrian Al-Assad regime blindly and whit-out rationality, becoming a faithfull praiser of the Al-Assad regime to a point in wich it becomes a religion.

"This shabiha has converted to Assadism a long time ago"

and

"...the officer was prosterning on the ground in front of an giant Bashar Al-Assad portrait, saying "Bashar w Akbar"..."

by uberschnitzel January 15, 2013

asfaawbffe

Abbreviation for Absolutely Superly Fantastic And Also Weird Best Friends For Eternity

Jen, you're my asfaawbffe

by LilyFlower February 15, 2008

Asaad Vahidy

Zayan's one and only biological father.

Oh look there is Asaad Vahidy, you know he is Zayan's Big Daddy.
D;

by Yogurt_Head August 28, 2019

assalanche

When an ass is so large that the definition of that ass is completely lost within the body of the individual bearing the ass. Usually best identified when the ass starts amid the fat of the back and ends at or after the knees.

Damn, I'd have hit that but I'm afraid I'd be consumed in the ensuing assalanche.

by Jezru January 4, 2008