A meaningless phrase that prefaces relevant information. It is basically unnecessary if not redundant, as one is engaged in the very act of “advising” when issuing a warning, imparting knowledge, or giving advice. “Please be advised” is used excessively by people in law enforcement and sometimes by those who became serious about life at a very late age, and now maintain blogs that purport to warn the public about what is largely one-sided, uninteresting crap.
Ryan: Officer Murphy, please be advised that our suspect is driving a Jeep.
Murphy: Ryan, the fact that you’re advising me is understood in the information you have just given to me. Saying “please be advised” is an unnecessary redundancy that pollutes our radio communication.
Ryan: Ten-four.
Murphy: Ryan, the fact that you’re advising me is understood in the information you have just given to me. Saying “please be advised” is an unnecessary redundancy that pollutes our radio communication.
Ryan: Ten-four.
by Ned's Nutz April 23, 2010
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by Rima March 23, 2005
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The Homeland Security Advisory System was raised to orange August 1, 2004 weeks before the GOP convention.
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Yeah, all of the songs on the new Drake album are Explicit so it has the Parental Advisory sticker; which means I will not show this to my parents.
by hotdad December 4, 2015
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in a smacktards mind:
this album sucks so bad, but hey im so cool because i listen to music with swears!!! lol wankar!
this album sucks so bad, but hey im so cool because i listen to music with swears!!! lol wankar!
by pikkamunununu July 12, 2004
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I used to have a small fortune in my port folio, then I took the advise of a financial advisor. Now he has half my money, and I don't have a pot to piss in.
by Just say no October 22, 2008
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