(noun / verb)
The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
Example Sentences
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
by Evil Chef September 16, 2025
Get the Amsterdam Braisermug. by BearEggs November 20, 2018
Get the Amsterdam Potatomug. The act of consuming high quality cannabis and coffee at the same time as one would do in a coffee shop in Amsterdam. An Amsterdam Sesh sets itself apart from the typical "Hippie Speedball" as the substances consumed are ethically sourced and only of the highest quality.
Call me a yuppy but I just picked up some fair trade Guatemalan and some organic Dutch Treat flower. I am so down for an Amsterdam Sesh.
by anonymous May 24, 2024
Get the Amsterdam Seshmug. The act of chasing 4 robogels (60mg DXM HBr) with half a bottle of delsym (444mg DXM Polistirex). The greatest functional social buzz of all time. Do this before work for a wonderful day.
by Mega Röv Bög June 21, 2019
Get the Amsterdam Samplermug. When you pay enough euros for a prostitute to shit in your hand, you cream over the top then she sticks a flake in it
by Silver haze November 19, 2017
Get the Amsterdam Sundaemug. Experience the vibrant nightlife of Amsterdam like never before! The city comes alive after dark, offering a mix of eclectic clubs, cozy bars, and lively street parties. Whether you're dancing the night away at world-renowned nightclubs or enjoying intimate gatherings in underground venues, the atmosphere is electric and unforgettable.
For those looking to enhance their night out, don’t compromise on quality. You can find high-grade party essentials that ensure a safe and enjoyable experience. Connect with fellow party enthusiasts and discover reliable sources for all your needs through the trusted Telegram channel at t.me/Amsterdamservice020. Enjoy peace of mind knowing you have access to top-notch products that elevate your experience while keeping safety a priority.
Join the fun and immerse yourself in the diverse and thrilling world of Amsterdam's nightlife – it's an adventure you won’t want to miss! ☃️🍬🐱💊
For those looking to enhance their night out, don’t compromise on quality. You can find high-grade party essentials that ensure a safe and enjoyable experience. Connect with fellow party enthusiasts and discover reliable sources for all your needs through the trusted Telegram channel at t.me/Amsterdamservice020. Enjoy peace of mind knowing you have access to top-notch products that elevate your experience while keeping safety a priority.
Join the fun and immerse yourself in the diverse and thrilling world of Amsterdam's nightlife – it's an adventure you won’t want to miss! ☃️🍬🐱💊
Amsterdam
by Costacosta February 4, 2025
Get the Amsterdammug.