the sandy st augustine

the act of taking your girl to the beach, laying her down on the sand and throwing a handful of sand on her snatch befor 'going to town'

Steve: ya i gave her the sandy st augustine at the beach yesterday.

Jason: ya, thats fucked up Steve

by Pyst May 3, 2009

Agustin's dirty

When you put butter into your pets asshole and get an erection. Most of the time you lick it afterwards.

Agustin's dirty is the best intercourse ever.

by Los Rico's September 30, 2015

San Augustine

Small Africa

San Augustine is just like a smaller version of Africa!!!

by Gemini87 May 10, 2009

saint augustine high school

will break your heart, f boys, only want hookups, empty promises, lags, legit what the actual fuck is in your water.
do not waste your time, heart, money, data, battery girl just go to sleep he ain't worth it

friend: omg im talking to a new boy!
me: where is he from?
friend: saint augustine high school

me: oh fuck noooo

by pussytalenteditdocartwheels December 3, 2020

St. Augustine Suprise

When you meet a lady, suggest a sexual encounter, and she accepts, but turns out she is a dude, and you find yourself being violated anally.

Yo man, I saw this hottie with a big jar of Vaseline in Starbucks, next thing I know, (s)he is giving me a St. Augustine Suprise.

by heatherolson June 14, 2019

Austined

Austined is the past tense of the feeling that one recieves when they are getting a non-sexual satisfaction from the action of addressing a person whom they are stalking when this person is within close proximity but do not know that it is them whom you are addressing, ie when you call out to them in Maltelfovich.

Tom austined when he shouted Maltelfovich at Justin, who was an awfully vampiratic student.

Joey :"Dude, I orgasmed last night!!"
Bob :"That's nothin', I austined last night at the mall!"
Joey :"Duuude...."

by Crazy Axer May 17, 2009

Augustine

Often comes across as a 'simp'

"That nigga an Augustine, bro"

by CockNTaters January 31, 2020