Fat-Ache

An excuse used by fat people

"I can't play today, I have a Fat-Ache!"

by Troy Chrisman May 16, 2007

head ache

When you hold an erection for so long the tip of your penis begins to hurt or ache.

Man, I was foolin around with that girl for like 2 hours but I never got off so I got a head ache AND blue balls.

by Randy Dick January 13, 2009

Poo-ache

That unbelievable pain you have when you need a poo... bad.

Need to go to the toilet... got really bad poo-ache.

by ilovedigestives July 03, 2011

Head Ache

A head ache is a hidden word for masturbating or an excuse for someone not to enter your room when you are masturbating.

P- hey dude can i come in?
K- no

P- why not?
K- i have a head ache so go away

by Pedabear November 09, 2009

Meat Ache

The overstuffed feeling you get after eating at one of those Brazilian rotisserie joints

Waiter - Would you like to look at the desert menu?

You - No man, I've got a meat ache!

by STAdefZeph November 02, 2010

Brain Ache

When your brain starts to ache due to stress on your eyes.

If you try look at the back of your neck for about 15 seconds you will experience one.

They are fucking annoying.

Thought: Hey what's that lump on the back of my neck? I'll just check

15 seconds later

Brain Ache! Fuck that feels annoying!

by RoadkillSkip August 23, 2009

Man Ache

The Pain A Man Feels Once In A While In His Balls. Its The Second Worst Pain A Man Can Feel ... second TO A Kick In The Balls.

Usually, This Pain Is Gotten From One Of TwoThings:
1. Having Sex All Day And Waking Up The Next Morning
2. Grinding On A Woman But Not Actually Getting Anywhere.

Man 1: Why Are You Walking Funny?
Man 2: Man Ache!
Man 1: Ouch.

by Lil-Dan May 24, 2009