Abraham Lincoln

a raging asshole

Dude #1: "Dude! My girlfriend cheated on me with Abraham Lincoln. "
Dude #2: "Ugh I hate it when girls fall for guys like that."

by Bigypsy September 7, 2016

Abraham

An absolute boss.

Girl1: omg who is that?
Girl2: it's an Abraham, beware for he is too good in bed

by SlayDragon69 December 23, 2016

Abraham Lincoln

(EH•brah•HAM•LINK•con)v.
to sneak up behind a seated victim and blow a fart in their ear. so called because it represents assassin john wilkes boothe's stealthy shot in the ford theatre some hundred and thirty years ago.

dude, i totally abraham lincolned my little brother last night. he was doing home work at the kitchen table and i snuck up and dislodged an oily reeker right in his ear.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS April 19, 2006

The Abraham Lincoln

The Abraham Lincoln is closely related to the angry pirate. When your getting head that is not satisfactory, you nut on the hoes mouth. Then you backhand her. If it knocks her out, you trim some hair off yourself and stick it on the splooge around her face where a beard and mustache would be. Then she wakes up and you have given her The Abraham Lincoln.

That slut Patty was licking my dick bad so I cold cocked her and gave her The Abraham Lincoln.

by The big Ian May 28, 2006

Abraham Lincoln

Noun
The Republican president that the GOP mistakenly holds up as a conservative hero. They seem to forget that Lincoln would have been considered a progressive in his time, not a conservative.

"Abraham Lincoln was a Republican, you stupid progressive."
"Lincoln was a progressive, numbnuts."

by bopyloo June 29, 2012

Abraham Lincoln

The sex act whereby the female does a naked handstand, and the partner (usually male) performs oral sex from behind (ass side) the handstander, such that the female's pubic hair resembles a beard emminating from the chin of the muncher, thus resembling honest Abe.

Abraham Lincoln probably never gave a chick an Abraham Lincoln, cause he was gay.

by FWA January 31, 2005

Abraham and cathy

One of the most weirdest couples you'll meet. They have to be some of the cheesiest and corniest couple you know. They are happily in love and will spend the rest of their lives together with their expecting child to come soon. Deal with lots of hoes backstabbers and two faces and drama but manage to be always be together happily in love. They will grow old together like in the cute romantic movies. Both Best friends & lovers that can talk about anything together c': <3
~ I love you

abraham and cathy are such a weird and cute couple, abraham and Cathy are expecting a child soon c;

by Anonymouscookie21 September 11, 2013