Higgins

When a person's grapefruit-sized nutters dwarf his average-sized dong.

"Did you see that guy's dick in the shower?"
"No I was too busy staring at the other guy's Higgins!"

by Cousin Mike & The Boys April 5, 2019

higgins

A large backed, bearded Neanderthal.

Keep that higgins at bay

by Bearded—god3 December 29, 2017

miggeldy higgins/higens

Funny Irish slang for the President of Ireland, Michael D. Higgins. Most noticeably used by a primary school student as an answer to 'Who is the President of Ireland?'

Did you see Miggeldy Higgins/Higens out with his dogs yesterday, he takes them everywhere!

by unsolvedsavedbuzzfeeddont@me January 31, 2020

Higgins

A talk-too-much parrot.

That person should stop chattering like a higgins.

by Felix Leiter April 19, 2020

Clay Higgins

A politician whose 4th wife has the gift of premonition, but not the gift of suching his shit completely off

Person 1: Man, that dude has married some crazies before, but that new wife of his SWEARS she can see the future.

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.

by PhrogMilk November 15, 2020

Brady Higgins

A gay man who sucks on gay dogs and rips off their penises. He also sucks on surgically implanted penises on gay women.

Brady Higgins is gay. ;)

by anus smacker May 15, 2017

Higgins

The most jackass kids such as Trump’s children

Higgins, always being a dick.

by Goobith January 23, 2018