Gandalf Parker

An ancient internet netizen who apparently was on the Net even before it became the Internet. He does have some netcred being sufficiently googable with tens of thousands of hits going back to the beginning of Epoch Time January 1, 1970. An ex Net Admin that is now just a Weeble Wobble White-hat Net-Junkie spending his e-life trying to hook a telecommute NetCop job.

If you google "Gandalf Parker" (with quotes) you discover that you actually DO have a life.

by AAGP February 3, 2010

Gandalfs beard

When a gentleman ejaculates on a females throat. no higher then her jawline tho. cause the effect of a long stringy white beard.

you can call me bilbo cause i gave that fuckin ho gandalfs beard last night.

by JamersAllenJones September 23, 2009

Gandalfs Sleave

When somebody has a slack bottom

wow he looks like he has an arse like Gandalfs sleave.

by The fiddling fiend May 8, 2011

Gandalf Grey Balls

An extremely old, grey haired cop that is ready for retirement but still packs a punch and likes to kick ass

Suspect: Yo Gandalf Grey Balls over there kicked my ass.
Junior cop: You should have shut the fuck up and did what he said.

by Chicoguy December 5, 2012

Gandalf Piss Challenge

when a group of grown men dress up like Lord Of The Rings wizard, Gandalf, and see who can piss the best.

I was competing in the Gandalf Piss Challenge

by SassyBoyoooo July 12, 2020

Good Like Gandalf

If one is able to repay their debts and reward favoures in kind, then one is said to be Good Like Gandalf.

1\
c'mon, it's just $10. you know I'm good for it...I'm good like Gandalf

2\
did you lend Jason your car?

Yea, I know he's good like Gandalf

3\
Thanks for the bale out man, I won't forget it

Don't worry, I know you're good like Gandalf

by Marcus Ditzel February 11, 2009

Gandalf's Hair Dye

When an old man with a very long grey beard braids his beard into braids and proceeds to shove the braided beard into a woman's asshole, leaves it in there for a few hours, and pulls it out, leaving his beard brown rather than grey.

Gandalf: my grey beard makes me look old
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished

by VirgilVanDijk4 May 4, 2020