Zonked

So unbelievable catastrophically cross faded

“Dude I just had six beers and a fat joint”
“Broo you are zonked !”

by Catsanddogs354 July 27, 2024

Zonked

When someone has instantly passed out while sitting or laying down

Guy A: "Damn, Guy B just Zonked as soon as he closed his eyes"

by Deathmuffin22 February 25, 2020

Zonks

A person who is often seen as goofy or immature, They are viewed as almost as cartoonish character

“Zonks is the type of guy to start floating when he smells something good

by Z_life July 4, 2023

Zonked

Absolutely exhausted to an extent where you cannot function normally and your body and mind must rest, usually due to an over-abundance of social interaction.

After socializing for 5 hours I was absolutely zonked, so I had to take a long nap.

by an interesting individual! March 3, 2021

Zonked

V. Another way to say one is tired and/or fall asleep fast.

Man I am so zonked

by Mliv July 4, 2020

Zonked

Zoonked - to be high out of ya brains

Jimmy : how was the weed in Cali ?

Terio: bruh shit had me zonked , I

by Icy.shev May 27, 2018

Zonk Off

to masturbate.

often confused with "falling asleep", this term refers to beating off.

"I'm gonna zonk off. See you guys later."

by Curse of Three June 3, 2025