Yoko-JLo

The woman, known as Jennifer Lopez, that ruined Ben Affleck's life.

I was watching TV one day and saw Ben and Yoko-JLo.

by Ed P and Jim G. July 31, 2003

Yoko Appreciation Day

The day where you must appreciate your favorite Yoko, which is traditionally celebrated on September 30th.

I am so excited to celebrate Yoko Appreciation Day on September 30th and give my Yoko a big hug.

by 6ft_Totoro September 25, 2011

The Yoko Ono Complex

The tendency of muscians, usually of a hippie or indie nature, to be attacted to asian or oriental women, often of chinese or japanese heritage.

Every hot indie guy at Wilfrid Laurier has an asian girlfriend because of The Yoko Ono Complex.

by The S.S. Tom Tom May 24, 2009

Yoko-Ono

A term given to a girl who is reknown for breaking up friend groups through the possessive dating of a member. A reference to the late John Lennon's former girlfriend Yoko-Ono, often blamed for the breakup of famous rock band, The Beatles.

Man Bobby never hangs out with us ever since he started dated Christie. She's a total Yoko-Ono.

by T.O. L-Show November 11, 2015

Yoko Ono

An evil woman that breaks up a great rock band

Yoko Ono is an evil woman that breaks up a great rock band

by Mat Paget May 19, 2007

Yoko Ono

That old bitch who hounded Lennon until he broke up the Beatles, the dirty skank.

"Hey did you see that nude shoot that Yoko Ono and Lennon did?"

(*shudders)

"Yeah, I wish I hadn't... why, Lennon... why?!"

by degree7 September 27, 2009

yoko ono

Fucked up bitch,who both killed john lennon and broke up the beatles/greatest band in the world. If any body dissagrees, they are a bunch boner biting, cock sucking, mother fucking, cumsuckin, assholes

fucked up bitch hohjlsagulagulheulaefeuaolfhurwlaghlwa

by Ian Shetron February 28, 2005