yoyo

jonny: yoyo

friend: whats up my wigga

jonny: not much
by dumas323 May 06, 2019
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YOYO

YOYO meaning you're only young once. Derived from the ancient saying YOLO (you only live once) dug up from the ancient lands islan of Ibiza. Party centre of fun and bad decisions for young people.
"Hey man should i run naked around the streets?"
"YOYO"
by G-glitch August 31, 2015
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a god-like, absolute chad/messiah, academically speaking, in your school

someone who has succeeded in every standardized exam known to man in his life.

In the context of an IB school, he the kind of person who takes 4 HL courses while you are still whining about one of your SL courses being too hard. He mocks the mediocrity of AAHL math, sighs at the outrageous simplicity of Econ HL, and is appalled by the cruel fact that quantum physics is not considered a regular course for IB students.

At times Yoyo's humility would simply be overshadowed by his unbelievable achievement like an elephant in the room.

This looks like while all of you are begging for slight increments in your predicted grades and using college compass to calculate if you can get into usnews top 30 or G5 UK schools, scrambling over your pathetic college essays over the night before ED 1's deadline, and wondering if you could ever reach your heavily inflated predicted scores in the final IB exam, Yoyo has already secured a seat in the one of Ivy leagues/ Oxbridge's academic hall of fame and would likely start teaching as a life-long professor after the summer of Grade 12.

Yoyo's presence shatters the dimension of rationality, he might act humble enough to become almost invisible in your petty life at school, for Yoyo is no Mr. Popularity; but Yoyo will ultimately be the person riding his holy beast through the gates of Valhalla while watching the rest of the mortals struggle their heads above the water.
Student 1: Hey yoyo, are you okay? why do you look depressed?
Yoyo: I feel like my high school life is a failure

Student 2: Why tho?
Yoyo: I should've gone for 5 HLs, if not 6, or I should've appealed IB for 7 HLs but they won't let me
Student 1: guess I should've redone GCSE
Student 2: I should've never been born
by ebay with a T October 09, 2022
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An acronym for - You’re only young once.
When you’re in your 30s but you look a decade younger... live your best life
She’s a cougar, but he doesn’t know it. Classic YOYO situation.
by ultfrizz August 09, 2019
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A young man with blond hair and blue eyes. He is usually hyper athletic. His only downside is his micropenis and lack of athletic ability.
Darn that man over their is hot...

wait...
Nevermind its yoyo.
by Team Brody May 11, 2017
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A white person. Derogatory. A play on Euro - referring to someone of European extraction.
Hey Yoyo! Get your ass off the dance floor and back on the bar stool, fool!
by Mank11 February 28, 2018
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Abreviation for "You on your own".
Brent- Hey let's go watch netflix and chill. Don't forget the condoms.
Felicia- Nah, forget the condoms!
Brent- Why?
Felicia- YOLO!
Brent- Okay, and if you get pregnant, YOYO!
Felicia- What's that?
Brent- You On Your Own.
by LeHylia September 18, 2015
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