nobody likes your small balls

What you say to an asian or wasian. But never say it to a black man.

Black Guy: Nobody likes your small balls!

Asian: Reave me arone!

by Mike "White Man" Jaworski May 1, 2006

National grab your Homies balls day

It’s simple grab your Homies balls day

Yo did you know it’s national grab your Homies balls day

by S!gnal February 24, 2022

National Tickle Your Boyfriend's Balls Day

A great day to show how much you love your boyfriend by tickling his balls! He will love the intimacy and it will bring you both closer. Just go for it!

You: Happy National Tickle Your Boyfriend's Balls Day!!!

Boyfriend: Oh wow I'm so excited!

by Like Rocks October 12, 2021

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

National suck on your homie's balls day

September 30th is National suck on your homie's balls day (it's not gay if u got socks on)

Eden! It's National suck on your homie's balls day, you tryna celebrate??

by Yesterday PS3D September 29, 2021

You bet your dick and balls

A phrase said when something is sure to happen. A guarantee.

Example 1
Don: You going to the ice cream social tonight?
Craig: You bet your dick and balls I am!

Example 2
Craig: Are you trading that Carlton Fisk baseball card?
Don: You bet your dick and balls I am!

by fartmaster69 October 31, 2011

Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

Can i?

Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021