More than yesterday ago

A period of time between 2 and however many days ago feels right but cannot be verified or recalled. Most frequently used to refer to a day that occurred within the past week.

I lost some of my carefully machined parts more than yesterday ago.

by LicensedToMill February 2, 2024

born sexy yesterday

A movie trope in which a female character has a child-like innocence, naivety, or intelligence while being an attractive, sexualized woman. This allows male characters to teach, dominate, and take care of the woman while being sexually attracted to her. This innocence means the character may make “sexy mistakes” like changing or bathing in front of the male lead while being unaware of her desirability. The best known example of this is Leeloo from The Fifth Element

I wanted to see Poor Things, but apparently Emma Stone is just a born sexy yesterday.

by Madam Pond February 6, 2024

When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published

Happened to me, like has anyone else had this problem?

I created 3 definitions yesterday and none of them are on the website yet...

I am so disappointed.

When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published

by Poopz💩 October 1, 2022

We don’t talk about yesterday

A rule of thumb when 2 people in a relationship bring out the toxicity within each other but neither of them want to face reality so keep trying to forget the past and move on.

“Why are you still together? You guys are destroying each other.” “We don’t talk about yesterday. That’s why we’re still together…”

by FreeloaderLoser April 9, 2023

yesterdagel

A day old bagel. It's not as good as a fresh bagel, but if you toast it and slather it with cream cheese, it'll do in a pinch.

I nearly broke my tooth eating a yesterdagel this morning.

by Saucy Lady October 23, 2009

Nesterday

1. When a 5 year old is trying to explain what he did or is going to do or tell you about something but, since he has no concept yet in length of time to when it really happened or will in the future.

2. A generic "fill-in the blank" day when you really don't know or care about the right answer or your not really going to do it in the first place and blow it off.

Mom: So, Billy when did you make that gift for me at school?Billy answers very excited with a big proud of himself smile: "Oh, I made it like Nesterday or the day before or something!"

Or for the adult with a 5 year olds attitude: when someone calls you requesting a payment of some sort and wants to make arrangements and you answer them with (attitude of course) "Ya, I can pay you like uhm, nesterday. Usually then you end the phone call by giving them "click"and hanging up.

yesterday last time next time never last week next week some day day

by GiaMamaMia February 11, 2010

Yesterfarts

The stink that exists in your favorite couch cushion as a result of the 4,000 or so farts that you've pumped into it during its lifetime. Normally surfacing when you drop down fast on said cushion and release the yesterfarts back into your face.

You: "Thanks for dropping by. Why don't you have a seat and make yourself at home?"

Victim: "Sure thing. Well I wanted to talk to you about...holy shit, did you just cut one?"

You: "No"

Victim: "Yes you did!" Your ass smells like old potato chips and mayonnaise!"

You: "That wasn't me. I noticed you flopped onto my cushion so what you're smelling are my yesterfarts. Now can we get back to our conversation and you're inevitable question on whether or not I fucked your mother? Yes, by the way."

by Knuckles1 February 14, 2010