xiao ming bao

xiao ming bao is the answer to everything when you can’t convince but don’t know how to confuse. People just accept it, even though no one knows what xiao ming bao really is.
Question: what is 2+2
Rhesa: xiao ming bao
by galigma June 23, 2023
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mike xiao

Mike Xiao means a big dick in your mouth ''I had a mike xiao last night
by IHaveADickInUrMom January 31, 2016
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Susan Xiao

Always known for being used and a slave. She is always trying to find rich guys (gold digger) and will always be poor. If your her brother your life will be terrible. Susan will be unsuccessful and will work at a sweatshop when she grows up. She is hated by everyone
That Unlucky Susan Xiao get outta here.
by Mystery2002 July 30, 2017
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Xiao Jie 小姐

Euphemistic word for prostitute or street girl in Mainland China
(Caution!)
Example
Stranger1 (Gentleman): Xiao Jie 小姐 , May i know what time is it now? ( Approaching a random girl on the street on broad daylight)
Stranger2 (Lady) : *ignore stranger1 and get offended*

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TIP: Avoid using Xiao Jie in China and Hong Kong & Taiwan when addressing a lady.
by jacktan1993 November 28, 2023
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Xiao piss

Xiaos piss it's so tasty.
on God he's so hot I saw all his fanarts on r34 and oh my god he makes me so hard I wish I could drink his piss while he fucks the shit out of me,I want to smell his farts.
"did you try xiao piss?"
"yes I did on God he's so hot and his piss it's so tasty"
by Xiaostastypiss November 21, 2021
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Xiao Ling Syndrome

Xiao Ling syndrome is a very serious diseases which cause serval side affects such as

-unfunny

-low intelligence

-snapping other girls
by Sneko August 24, 2022
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Xiao's Alchemist

Someone who simps with character that have death flags and has a full team of DPS. She’s always seen forcing Tiniente_L and The Head Chopper to match with her. And always ask Tiniente_L to help her with math.
Ewwww it’s Xiao's Alchemist!”
by xiaosalchemist June 26, 2021
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