An adepti that has a cold attitude but is sexy as fuck. Will save you if you’re about to fall to your death, an almond tofu enthusiast.
person 1: who’s that hot mf there
person 2: that’s xiao the person who has the biggest dong ever everytime you’ll look at him you’ll scream without the s
person 2: that’s xiao the person who has the biggest dong ever everytime you’ll look at him you’ll scream without the s
by yara lol August 12, 2021
Get the xiaomug. by goofyxioadickriderhornybitchzh December 8, 2022
Get the xiaomug. by yuaaaaa February 6, 2023
Get the Xiaomug. Where do I even begin? He is literally the hottest adeptus in all of Liyue. Who is Zhongli? Is that some other adeptus in the game? Standing at about 5'2 but that's because all of his height went somewhere else. And listen to me when I say this man could do absolutely fucking anything to me and I would thank him no matter what. I want to be held between his arms so fucking badly, it's become a need. I want to be filled by this man and I would literally drink all of his bodily fluids with no hesitation. I don't understand how a fictional character can be so fucking cute, so fucking hot, and so fucking sexy all in one. He would literally make you bust a nut right on sight.
Person A: Have you seen Xiao?
Person B: No? Oh- oh my god...
Person A: Now you have. What do you think?
Person B: I need him to fill me with his semen.
Person A: Exactly.
Person B: No? Oh- oh my god...
Person A: Now you have. What do you think?
Person B: I need him to fill me with his semen.
Person A: Exactly.
by Akai~ February 19, 2023
Get the Xiaomug. Li Xiao, not to be confused with Lin Xiao, is an NPC from the turn based mobile RPG game, Dislyte. Li Xiao is the main antagonist in the 2022 event Truth Unveiled, and is captain of the Radiant Guards in Nether Gaol.
Person 1: Who is your favorite character in Dislyte?
Person 2: I really like Li Xiao!
Person 1: isn’t he dead?
Person 2: No. while he asked to be killed, he was spared by Yun Chuan and told to become a better person during the cliffhanger.
Person 2: I really like Li Xiao!
Person 1: isn’t he dead?
Person 2: No. while he asked to be killed, he was spared by Yun Chuan and told to become a better person during the cliffhanger.
by MutedWoodlands June 14, 2024
Get the Li Xiaomug. by Xiao Gan #3 May 19, 2020
Get the Xiao Ganmug. by iateallthetoiletpaper August 8, 2021
Get the Xiaomug.