by yuaaaaa February 6, 2023
Get the Xiaomug. 
An adepti that has a cold attitude but is sexy as fuck. Will save you if you’re about to fall to your death, an almond tofu enthusiast.
person 1: who’s that hot mf there
person 2: that’s xiao the person who has the biggest dong ever everytime you’ll look at him you’ll scream without the s
person 2: that’s xiao the person who has the biggest dong ever everytime you’ll look at him you’ll scream without the s
by yara lol August 12, 2021
Get the xiaomug. Where do I even begin? He is literally the hottest adeptus in all of Liyue. Who is Zhongli? Is that some other adeptus in the game? Standing at about 5'2 but that's because all of his height went somewhere else. And listen to me when I say this man could do absolutely fucking anything to me and I would thank him no matter what. I want to be held between his arms so fucking badly, it's become a need. I want to be filled by this man and I would literally drink all of his bodily fluids with no hesitation. I don't understand how a fictional character can be so fucking cute, so fucking hot, and so fucking sexy all in one. He would literally make you bust a nut right on sight.
Person A: Have you seen Xiao?
Person B: No? Oh- oh my god...
Person A: Now you have. What do you think?
Person B: I need him to fill me with his semen.
Person A: Exactly.
Person B: No? Oh- oh my god...
Person A: Now you have. What do you think?
Person B: I need him to fill me with his semen.
Person A: Exactly.
by Akai~ February 19, 2023
Get the Xiaomug. Li Xiao, not to be confused with Lin Xiao, is an NPC from the turn based mobile RPG game, Dislyte. Li Xiao is the main antagonist in the 2022 event Truth Unveiled, and is captain of the Radiant Guards in Nether Gaol.
Person 1: Who is your favorite character in Dislyte?
Person 2: I really like Li Xiao!
Person 1: isn’t he dead?
Person 2: No. while he asked to be killed, he was spared by Yun Chuan and told to become a better person during the cliffhanger.
Person 2: I really like Li Xiao!
Person 1: isn’t he dead?
Person 2: No. while he asked to be killed, he was spared by Yun Chuan and told to become a better person during the cliffhanger.
by MutedWoodlands June 14, 2024
Get the Li Xiaomug. Every time i look into his i eyes i bust a nut so hard that i might be the first rocket to not use any gasoline to get to the moon. Hes the most gorgeous person in the whole universe dude makes you wanna gobble him up no matter your sexuality. His little waist and height make him look so adorable yet his back is the most defined shit ive ever seen. His unimaginable amount of cake leave me drooling every time i turn on my pc.
He is simply the most fuckable and lovable being out there.
He is simply the most fuckable and lovable being out there.
by Xiao crying out of pleasure December 26, 2022
Get the Xiaomug. The most amazing, beautiful and talented person to ever exist. She is a Chinese artist who can dance, sing and act and has a godly beauty. Cheng Xiao is extremely flexible and strong as she is great and gymnastic and martial arts and is very healthy. She one ISAC in rhythmic gymnastics and the first Pitch King. She originally promoted in South Korea with WJSN but moved back to China to promote solo. Has participated in many dramas and variety shows. She has also released solo albums as well.
In short, she is the a goddess on Earth, so hurry up and follow her and her projects.
In short, she is the a goddess on Earth, so hurry up and follow her and her projects.
Person 1: OMG, who is that, she looks like a goddess
Person 2: Oh, that's Cheng Xiao
Person 1: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Oh, that's Cheng Xiao
Person 1: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
by ShutUpLife March 14, 2022
Get the Cheng Xiaomug.