woodchips

good looking, amazingly sexy, extremely hot, very attractive

Allie: "Have you seen that new guy?"

Jena: "Yeah he's so woodchips!!"

by allie & jena June 14, 2006

woodchuck

A mammal that digs up suburban lawns.

see gopher, marmot, ground hog, ground squirrel, and whistle pig.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

by bobo the goat October 3, 2005

Woodchip

v. To steal or capture a girl's heart

Someone who woodchips is called a woodchipper or wood chipper

Jo: "So did you succeed in woodchipping Anna?"
Tom: "No, she's so hard to woodchip!"

by YoAnnaBanana5 February 28, 2010

Pinochet Woodchipper

A Pinochet Woodchipper is an advanced helicopter manoeuvre that involves flying upside down and throwing commies out of the door so they fall through the main rotor blades.

Person 1: "Hey man, did you see that commie get shredded by that helicopter's blades?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that's a classic Pinochet Woodchipper"

by Souper Rare August 4, 2021

Woodchipper

1. One who steals the heart of many girls.

2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.

Example 1:

Clara: "Erik is such a woodchipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:

Mereda: "Alex is such a woodchipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:

Harriette: "Edward is such a woodchipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:

Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's woodchipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"

by Clarediette February 28, 2010

Woodchink

Slang term from native people.

Most woodchinks live in resorts.

by walking pylon January 2, 2010

Woodchip

The lovely art of disturbing a "Plank" attempt. Usually performed by the photographer or another friend present for the planking effort. Once the person assumes the pose, the "Woodchipper" intercedes, providing some sort of direct or indirect contact, breaking the pose.

This may include, but is most certainly not limited to: Using any body part or object to strike the Planker in the body directly; or make contact with the object(s) the person is Planking on, causing them to fail in a most epic fashion.

Woodchipping: The act
Woodchipper: The enforcer
Woodchipee: The victim(s)
Woodchipped: Past tense

Note: This is probably illegal and could potentially really hurt someone, but they are Plankers, so its cool.

** Example 1 **
Jerry: Bro, did you hear what happened to Adam?
Chris: Yeah, he was Planking in the shop last night and his roommate Woodchipped the shit out of him.
Jerry: Word? How so?
Chris: He broke a 2x4 over his ear.
Adam: What?
Chris: I said Mike broke a 2x4 over your ear.
Adam: What?

** Example 2 **
Kate: OMG, we had, like, a sleepover at Angie's, and Angie was Planking on some, like, folding chairs, and like Anna kicked out the chair. Like, total FAIL.
Amy: WTF? OMG!
Kate: Like, ya. TOTAL WOODCHIP JOB

by DigitalAssasin August 12, 2011