Wokey Wokey

A cooler version of okey dokey, this word is only used by the coolest of cool. However ordinary folk do not understand and tend to find it's use very annoying in social situations. Depending on the tone used when saying it can be very cheerful or sarcastic.

Person A: I've just got the bus, see you in 5

Person B: Wokey wokey

by biscuitdaddy99 June 14, 2016

Wonky eye

an eye that wanders or doesn't look in the same direction as the other

That girl has a wonky eye. Where is she really looking?

by anm4a June 28, 2004

wonky

Another word for ketamine or the feeling of being ketimised

i should have done that bump before we even got in the club i am now wonky as fuck *proceeds to fall over*

by mandingo89 July 25, 2009

wokeye

a synonym for a stretched arsehole.

Shannon went to Thailand with a button, and went home with a wokeye.

by Trevor Cook May 31, 2006

wolkey

A kid who pisses everyone off. He is also known for killing jokes and follows people around.

Wolkey won't stop following me.

by Broward June 28, 2009

wonky eyed shit cunt

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends

shut up you wonky eyed shit cunt

by Big Worm August 12, 2008

wonky

askew, crooked, not quite right, oddly misshapen...in other words, down right broken and weird. anything that seems outta sorts or retarded, up to and including smells, sounds, gestures & physical deformities.

you sure are acting wonky.

(insert name here)'s grotesquely wonky face frightens the small children.

what's that wonky smell coming from your butt?

by lancee November 22, 2007