womp

1: n. the sound made by a vagina during sexual intercourse. considered derogatory, used almost exclusiely by gay males.

2: n. sound attributed to vaginas by gay males who have had sex with women.

3: n. The onomatopeaic sound attributed to vaginas by gay males. Intended to dramatize the predatory nature of heterosexual intercourse.

Examples:
1: "Vaginas are disgusting. They're all like 'womp, womp, womp womp' and then the girl's like 'unh, unh, yeah, oh' grunting and shit."

2: "Vaginas scare the shit out of me. They're like those big chomping plant in Super Mario Bros. All "womp, womp, womp, womp" and then shooting fireballs at you and shit."

3: "Hell, no I wouldn't stick my twig'n'berries in that gaping maw! Would I feed my John Thomas to a crocodile? Jesus Mary and Joseph, one minute you're all 'hey there sweetie, you know I love you" and then it's 'WOMP, WOMP, WOMP' and your family jewel's been snatched off."

by Archeritos June 17, 2006

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The real meaning of "womp" emerged in the mountains of East Tennessee in the 1960's. "Womp" was an imperative meaning "eat shit." It was always accompanied by a gesture: thrusting forward the cupped hand (as if the hand is holding a warm turd).

"Womp," he said to Coach Brixey.

by Joe Kincheloe December 12, 2004

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when you lick your fingers and stick them into the anus; wet willy of the ass crack

Dre pulled a willy-womp-womp on his girl the other night, and she loved it!

by phenompyrus June 04, 2005

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the art of placing ones tongue apon a dogs anus and moving it around in a circlular motion.

i came home to discover my brother womping fluffy.

by deep seeded urban decay May 18, 2003

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W.O.M.P. acronym for What's On My Pussy. This is a game show where a woman is blind folded and must guess what exactly is on her pussy. Your game host, who is a professional, places a random object or an object chosen by the audience, onto the contesting woman's pussy. The woman gets four chances to guess, and if she guesses the object correctly she goes on to another round and wins the object that has been placed on her lovely pussy. If the woman correctly guess six object that have been placed on her pussy she wins a million dollars and the six items that have been placed on her pussy. The objects can vary in size and form as long as it can be placed on a pussy without injuring the woman contestant. This will become the best game show anyone will ever experience in their entire life!

Host: Okay ma'am i will begin to place the object on her pussy please try to be a calm and not jump the object is cold. Now tell me. Womp!

Contestant: Okay i'm ready for it. Put it on me.

Host: Well ma'am its time to start guessing.

Contestant: Is it.............. an antenna?

Host: That is incorrect but don't worry you still have three more guesses!

by Big Nasty DickinSon July 23, 2010

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