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Womble

The act of farting on someone's dinner. The most effective wombling is done without pants.
Dude! That guy just wombled on my plate!
by Rev. James Thomas November 3, 2008
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Wombler

The act of placing ones anus onto the nostrils of another and passing gas. If male it is also customary to ensure the ‘nuts’ are placed on the victims chin. Womblers are best performed when the victim is unconscious.
Last night I faked being asleep when you gave me that wombler, it was heavenly.

"Man what the fuck happened last night? This place smells like shit!" "Dude, you got given a wicked amount of womblers!! Check out your nose, it's covered in shit!"
by Noo Nah January 12, 2005
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Wombwell high school

Basically its a school in the north east of wombwell, Usually found In Barnsley. The goers of wombwell high school have an uncanny ability to piss the students of other High schools in the area off, Especially the close relation school Foulstene.

Wombwell has an understanding of bullying and social classes. Wombwells policy on bullying is said in the criteria to be 'non-tolerant'. This basically means that everyone in wombwell bullys someone else in the school in some form or another.

In this particular high school the estimated Social class percentage are as follows:

Chav- 20% (usually first years) Emo-5% (most commonly found in the upper years in a small minority) Casuals- 60% Geeks- 15%.
1.Oh my god you go to Wombwell high school.

2. The headteacher of Wombwell high school smokes dope.
by Jimmy93 August 6, 2009
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womble

to walk round picking up litter, british military 1970s 80s
1 platoon is to womble over the drill square after first parade
by Military scribe August 16, 2006
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Woobie

Someone you love who is cute and you love to be with.
Jason:"Woobie im sorry i overreacted."
Lauren: "Babe you overreact over every little thing!"
Jason: "YOU CANT KEEP MAKING MISTAKES!!!"
Lauren: "I dont care, jason, i just dont care"
by Lagunna_girlie. July 14, 2006
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Womble

The act of tackling and fisting someone at the same time.
I'm going to WOMBLE Sarah for saying I couldn't do this.
by Jerry W. P. March 23, 2008
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wommie

Wannabe Pommie- lol
Can be trying to be a posh english person or trying to fit in with london's youth's "chav" culture or in any other way trying to be or thinking they are English when they are not or have never been to England in there life.
Person 1: "OMFG who does that chick think she is, blasting that grime music and using chav-slang in every sentance. She's a total wommie"

Person 2: "Watch out she's coming over here"

Wommie(in strong American accent): "Oi, who ya fink you're hating on, fucking 'ell ya well annoying, innit? Your a right prick matey."

Person 1: "Name one city in London"

Wommie: "Ya know that one, with the place and stuff... ah well ya really fink ya cleva don't ya?" *runs away*
by My Opinion Fo' Sho' August 21, 2009
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