Wombat Poker

Wombat Poker is the resistance movement opposing the action that the US department of Justice took on Pokerstars, Full Tilt, and Absolute Poker in April 2011.

Wombat Poker saved my life in April 2011.

by Tbobwombat May 17, 2011

wombat juice

Cough Syrup, more specifically the kind with a high level of DXM to make you trip balls. i.e. Coricidin and Robotussin.

"This wombat juice has me straight trippin"

by COLE a.k.a AC Stunna April 9, 2006

moist wombat

a loud, annoying WAKA kickballer who screams in the faces of players on the other team. All bark and no bite. Name is derived from cuddly nature of wombats, until they are doused with water, at which point the become shrieking, hissing nightmares.

I wanted to invite Alfonso to play with us, but now that kickball has consumed his life, he's become such a competitive moist wombat.

by purpleTostitos October 21, 2018

Slippery Wombat

A lubricated marsupial

"Damn man, that little fella looks slick.""

"Yeah man, I'd keep him on a leash...but he's a pretty slippery wombat. The leash just slides right off."

by THE Slippery Wombat April 19, 2019

persian wombat

The act of taking your limp dick and folding it up inside your furry, soft and supple nut sack so it looks like a wombat, then walk over to a sleeping victim, and start lightly slapping this neatly folded cocknut package on their face.

stfu or imma come over there and beat you with a Persian wombat.

by Jay dov June 3, 2016

Chinless Wombat

A select breed of woman found mainly at county fairs or equivalent grimy social gatherings. These are generally fat and extremely ugly. Other attributes include the lack of a visible chin due to a myriad of fat, a rank odor similar to that of curdled mayonnaise, and a deficit of clothing revealing protruding rolls of fat.

damn that chinless wombat is busted

by laxbrochill923 March 3, 2011

Wombat Day

Wombat day is a holiday created by the youtuber LukeOrSomething in his video "We Made Our Own Holiday". In this holiday you eat cookie pizza and watch dream manhunt.

I see you... Luke... Rob... Swoosh...
I'm watching you all

Yeah bro, I celebrate Wombat day

by EvanOrSomething December 26, 2020