wheat wrap

An Indian or Arabic penis.

I eat and sat on his wheat wrap.

by wheat wrap June 26, 2016

zuck wheat

A zuck wheat is someone who is not very intelligent, and has a hard time understanding basic principles.

That blonde girl from Clark's Summit surely fits the description of a zuck wheat.

by Dat dude down the street June 3, 2014

wheat builder

a term to describe someone who eats automobiles but mostly buses and airplanes

the wheat builder ate my car! oh wow

by freshfart656 December 18, 2019

wheat haw

An alternate form of "yee haw". This is used because no matter what the bread comes first.

" bitch why do take a dirt bike to work?"
" Because village idiot, no matter what happens in life the bread comes first WHEAT HAW"

by Sergeant Feet June 21, 2020

assault the wheat

When you're too tired to say "hit the hay", but just awake enough to let your violent primal urges slip out.

God damn, I'm tired, I'm gonna assault the wheat.

by Literal Code October 29, 2022

Wheat Knuckle

When you finger blast a vegan chick, you end up with wheat knuckles

I totally wheat knuckled that hippy bitch last night!

by Blubrew March 27, 2019

Mini-wheat

A person who looks completely attractive from behind, but much to your dismay, upon seeing their face, you realize they are ugly after all.

This name originated from a small town in western Pennsylvania, when a man known only as "DPM" thought of this term. The term is an adapted metaphor for the actual cereal, because although one side is sweet and frost, they other side is bland and grainy.

"She had an amazing ass, but when she turned around, I realized she was a mini-wheat."

by Smarto May 2, 2006