What the breeks

A quirky and PC version of the ejaculative "what the fuck?"

Teagan: yo! why am I finding out TODAY that we have a 16 year old half-sibling?!
Morgan: what the breeks?!

by teagansister August 4, 2021

What The Fuck is a Kilometer

A thing that Americans say because we use the imperial system and not the metric system

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!

by TheRealUltraJack299 January 19, 2023

what the fuck ever

Used when you think you are tottaly right, end of story.
Also spelled, whatthefuckever.

While reading any literature(including text messages)or listening to a voicemail, pausing to scream Whatthefuckever in outrage.

While debating what the fuck ever may be added at any time to show confidence.

by hAshley September 7, 2005

what the what

A popular phrase used by gumball in the TV kids show "the amazing world of gumball".

What the what, how'd you do that

by Blue baby boi jace March 3, 2019

What the deuce?

a exclamation usualy uttered by Family Guy's Stewie Griffin when he is suprised by just about anything.

Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.)
Chris: Dad?
Peter: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest. (Peter jumps up.) Holy crap, It's Chris!! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your homework?
Chris: (nods his head.)
Peter: Finish all your subjects?
Chris: Yes, sir.
Peter: Good, just uhh, just checkin'. (Backs towards the door.) Have a good night son. (Walks down the hall.)
Peter: You still awake honey?
Stewie: What the deuce?

by Toddfather July 20, 2008

what the piss

Term used by Air Force drill sergents. Used primarily because it is not deemed as a "curse" word. When hearing this term for the first time, you will be in a state of shock being it just doesnt sond right. By the end of Boot Camp , you will use this term in everyday conversations.

Stew: John is a reservist and got a 34,000$ reenlistment bonus

Me: I only got 2,000$, and I am going to Iraq! "What the piss!"

by SirHC510 August 31, 2006

what the nigger?

humorous alternate for "what the fuck?"

WHAT THE NIGGER?!

by crapcrapcrap123 August 14, 2009