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Weston Haight

A male who apart from his stunning good looks and uncanny ability to charm will often be seen mobbin' deep or at the most bumpin' party postin' at the beer pong table.
Guy 1: "Dude i thought i was hella good at pong but Weston Haight punk'd me hella bad last night"

Guy 2: "Fuck Dude what did you expect weston is a fucking beast".
by I post hella hard June 6, 2009
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Weston, MA

1. An isolated bubble of a town for rich white kids who wear white polo shirts with the collars popped, khaki pants, dockers, and a polo hat. No open house parties, everyone's first car is a BMW, there's a town pool but they'd all rather go to their country clubs, and instead of having a bunch of different cliques, there's just the preps and the nerds. Then there's approximately 5 people who don't belong in Weston at all, and actually have jobs because their parents won't pay for everything they want. People like this are considered to be complete losers in Weston, but actually have normal friends outside of Weston.

2. A place that I'm ashamed to live in. I can't stand the people here, my family's probably gonna be homeless cuz living here is so damn expensive, and everyone thinks I'm a complete dumbass cuz I don't plan on going to an Ivy when I graduate. The people here have no fucking idea what the real world is like, and no-one seems to understand that gangsta is NOT a fucking fashion statement. Also, almost none of the guys here ever get a girlfriend, cuz they won't settle for anything less than Megan Fox. This place SUCKS. DON'T come here!!! I'm moving out the moment I graduate.

3. A town that paid a homeless man to leave, because he was "ruining our town's image."
1. (reconstruction of an actual story, no joke)
Weston, MA mom: I don't like the way this microwave looks in our kitchen...the colors don't flow nicely.

Weston dad: Alright, I'll bring it to the dump and get a new one.

2. Hot chick: So are you from around here?

Me: Uh...yeah kinda...

Hot chick: ...?

Me: Um....Weston....

Hot chick: Oh. (gets up and leaves)
by llfortunatesondvll April 21, 2011
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weston super mare

Another rhyming slang term for having a nightmere. A "Weston super mare" however, is used to define a troubling situation of significantly higher magnitude than your average "Tony Blair"
Weston-Super-Mare is also know as a shite seaside holiday town in the West of England.
"Mate, I'm having a Weston. The Mrs came around last night and found me in bed with her mum."
by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003
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Weston, CT

a small, rich town in southern CT, also known as the sister town of westport. A place were full rich kids. In weston u have to at least be on a sport team or do drama. Weston is also known for its high test scores, making the kids very smart and good test takers. Around here its proably 95% white and very lil diversity. The girls will be wearin abercrombie, tiffany jewelry, coach bags and Uggs and the guys will also be wearing abercrombie , polo shirts and nikes. rarley anyone acts ghetto anymore except for a few people. Most people think weston is soo boring that the only good place to hang out is westport and hang out at compo beach, toquet hall, or main street which are very popular.Or go to the wilton movie theater.Weston is also known for the teens here getting drunk and high.
-im soo bored in Weston, CT , wanna go to main street?
-yeaaa
by M.S October 23, 2007
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Weston, CT

Weston is a place where everything goes right. It is a small town, with one center and one school for each age group. The girls are all HOT and the boys are HOT. It is a really nice town with one of the best school districts in the state.
Hey wanna go to town in Weston, CT?
Sure.
So would you like the hardware store, the post office, the pharmacy, the market, or the Lunch Box.
Is that it?
Yup.
Umm how about we head into Westport?
by Weston girl September 5, 2011
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Weston favell academy

The epiphany of a cold hot chocolate with mouldy milk.

The school is so great that half the time there are negative amounts of science and english teachers.

The year sevens are more racist than hitler,

And if you dont wear Trapstar and have a skin fade 24/7 youll be called an emo for having hair longer that 3cm.

The teachers will give you a detention for being late and early so your best bet is to just bring the ray gun in from cod and shoot up the place like the “columbine killers”

If you haven't been asked if you smoke weed four times already by lunch then somethings up and you should put your stab-vest on.

Do you need the toilet. No you dont

Your not allowed in the toilets at break or in lesson Because they don't like people in the corridors and the toilets have cost the fire department more taxpayers money than it takes to fix a single pot hole in less then four months.

You hungry? Think again, the food here is most likely laced with lcd and a good amount of diseases

The pizza is more rubbery than mr Johnson’s facial structure

And the panini taste like they were made before weston favell academy was even an established school.
Oh what school do you go again

The one with all the rapists in northampton

Ahhh you mean weston favell academy.
by Womanizer349 December 1, 2021
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Weston Moore

A practical internet niche celebrity, whose also a “Silly Little Guy”. Gone famous from a single photo he’s everyone’s favorite person.

He’s made across it to stickers, badges, phonecases and photos in general.

“I didn’t get dropped on the head, the world dropped on my head.” -Weston Moore

“Nuh uh not with that attitude!” -Weston Moore
Can be used as a noun or a verb. “He really does look like a Weston Moore”

“I feel so Weston Moore today!”

“He looks like a Weston Moore.”
“Do you think he ever Westons Moore!”
by ray_why1 October 2, 2023
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