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weenis envy 

The deeply jealous feeling you experience when someone stretches their arm out in front of you, and pulls down their weenis (the flap of skin that covers the elbow) showing that it's bigger than yours.
I'll never forget that day when my Mum put her arm out, stretched down her elbow skin, looked me in the eye and said, "Son, my weenis is bigger than yours". The weenis envy still hurts today.
weenis envy by jadeywadey June 27, 2006

Weenis Clous

When you are trying to type"Weenis Cloud" but you are really really drunk and you keep spelling it "Weenis Clous" instead.
"Weenis Clous Problems!"

Weenis Mound 

The area of fatty tissue surrounding the genitals of a male. Corresponds to "venus mound" in the female. This area can be exacerbated by extreme obesity.
Good God, is that man's weenis mound protruding from his sweatpants?
Weenis Mound by OSCarR July 12, 2010

weenis creeper 

the person who randomly strokes your elbow, catching you off guard and feeling a bit molested.
Geez Mark! Don't be such a weenis creeper!
weenis creeper by Sprattikus April 16, 2011

Weenis Rodeo 

The term weenis refers to the skin surrounding the elbow. A weenis rodeo is a game in which a contestant grabs on to someone's weenis, and attempts to hang on as that person jerks their arm up and down in a hammering motion. A third party judge counts the number of seconds before the contestant loses grip of the weenis.
Jamal held on to Travis' weenis for dear life, but it bucked and kicked and he lost control after 7 seconds. Another mediocre cowboy in the Weenis Rodeo.
Weenis Rodeo by Rewd January 12, 2009

weenis whisperer

Did you see that weenis whisperer hugging on tbat other guy?
weenis whisperer by kstan3 June 6, 2010