Matt Wellesley

a guitar wielding God, who is obsessed with his retarded girlfriend, Mandie.
(also see, "Mandie")

guy 1: "I wish I could learn guitar so I could play like Matt Wellesley!"

guy 2: "yeah. he's great! Mandie is one lucky girl!"

by warped moustache August 24, 2011

weebles

Midget folk that work in the circus or other shady industries such as extras in movies, screwing on toothpaste caps, or fluffers.

Watch out Sylvie, there are a whole group of weebles heading our way!

by GimmyRosh December 12, 2008

wellesley middle school

a school in the of wellesley. (duh) it goes grades 6-8 with advanced classes and learning center.
1)
the math ciriculam is not the best......the students never learn about place value in elemantry, and then are expected to know it in middle school. social studies is mostly watching documentries and taking notes. science is by far WMS's best subject. in depth research on real life things, not textbook examples. english is writing, reading and homework.
2)
there is a large selection of cafeteria food, but not the best. fresh veggies for the custom subs. salads are the only option for vegetaritons, other then cereal and bagels. hot cheese and pepperoni pizza. usally gross hot lunches, such as mac and cheese, or cheeseburgers. this line is usally empty
3)
the girls are very...well...slutty. lots of low cut v-necks or flowy shirts and skinny jeans. in the fall, spring and summer, short skirts and shorts that dont fit the dress codes are worn, exposing perfectly tan and hair-less legs. the boys wear moderate clothing.
4)
most kids are very rich, and like to show off their parents money in any way possible.

girl #1: I looooove your plaid mini shorts!!!! im in love!!!!!

girl #2: thanks! i got them at juicy couture. by the way....dont tell anyone..they werent on sale!!!!!!

girl #1: how much money were they? i really want a pair. as long as its in the 200 dollar range i wont have to beg my parents for it

girl #2: ooooo thats to bad, they were 250 dollars...sux to be you!!!! hahaha!!! b**** slap!!!!

girl #1: *sniffle*

guy #1: omg look at .... in her plaid mini shorts..shes sooo hot

guy #2: i know right?!!!

guy #1: i guess thats she not anything special though... all the girls are hot at wellesley middle school

by merrrrreeeeeeee May 5, 2011

Webcest

Any deviant or disturbing sexual activity in which the world wide web is an integral element or the medium by which the activity is performed.

Webcest is that special feelin' you get when you're makin' love to your old lady and you're both dressed like giraffes!

by Flip Constantine September 16, 2005

wellesley

Host to Wellesley College. A fun frolic for all the lesbians out there, you will sleep with your friends and it will be ok. We promise. The parties are grand if you don't want boys. If you want to go frat hopping go somewhere else. This school is for the chicks and the squirrels. and if you don't work to hard in class you may even learn something.

The town of Wellesley does not have much else.

Friends: So where are the boys?
You: Boys?

or

Friend A: I didn't think that girl was queer.
Friend B: She applied to Wellesley early decision.

by bread for thought November 26, 2006

Wellesely

originated in the mountains in a small prvince called ontario int canada, used to be a town, but when people started noticing that every one had small "things" they started refering to there "things" as wellesely's. And once they started getting used to the word wellesely

1. What the Wellesely is this
2. Get your wellesely off my hand you wank
3. Go stick your wellesely in someone elses ear
4. How bout; you and your mom go find your weeesley wellsely and shove it up your bum

by doods January 12, 2005

webcest

Webcest is that special feelin' you get when you're makin' love to your old lady and you're both dressed like giraffes!
Webcest is when you find dirty pictures of your ex-girlfriend on the internet and you print them out for later.Webcest is when you discover a forum dedicated to people who are turned on by x ray photographs and you consider digging through your medical records to see what kind of attention your skeleton could generate.

You cant get STDs from Webcest, but you should.

by Tomato Potato August 31, 2005