Welched

The act of shitting somewhere private but unconventional.

Dude I welched without toilet paper this morning, almost made me late for work.

by Itzyoboy69 September 15, 2022

Welched

Jacking off and then feeling guilty about it.

Man I feel so bad, I just welched all over myself when I know I should be focusing on my job I'm about to lose.

by Itzyoboy69 September 15, 2022

welching

to get a pack of welch's gummies, and to mush it until in a gooey state

Guy1: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Guy2: What the fuck, I'm welching in here!

by Klydercal February 18, 2024

Welching

To mush Welch's gummies into a gooey mess with your fingers

Guy1: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Guy2: Bro, I'm literally welching right now

by Klydercal February 19, 2024

Welching

Welching is when you get a pack of Welches, and make them sticky with your fingers my molding them. They eventually get very sticky and slimy, and you use the welches as a lubricant.

Person 1: Dude, I just had the best sex in my life

Person 2: Did you start welching with them?

by Klydercal October 13, 2024

Welching

When a group of people send it over to your house for 15 minutes and just absolutely destroy your house

Dickaournddays were caught welching Tyson house by paul

by Vincentibeast🖕 April 04, 2019

Welching

The act of performing fellatio on a female in the back seat of an Uber. The vehicle in question must be an Uber and the driver must be aware of the act.

Did you hear about Jim? He definitely Welched that THOT last night in the back of a Ford Taurus. See welching

by Swoler_Bear January 18, 2016